Every athlete needs to have some fun here and there by getting completely wasted, and then taking their picture with a bunch of girls to prove how pimp they are.
The best thing about partying when you’re an athlete is that it can be for any occasion. Did you just win a gold medal? Did your team win a championship? Did your team just get their asses handed to them? If so, you every right to celebrate, or drown your sorrows.
Here’s twenty-six pics of athletes having one too many, whether that be hits, shots or beers.
We heard all about it, but it’s still great to see an Olympic Gold Medalist getting high.
Gotta love the face, and shirt, of the Steelers OB.
Here’s former Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Eddie Belfour with some pals like Ty Domi.
Get a couple of drinks into Tony Parker and he goes cougar hunting.
The Red Sox second baseman having a good time by himself, despite the women around him.
The Jazz small forward giving a chick some from Russia with love.
It looks like the Pacers great is getting ready to “love you long time”.
The hot mixed martial arts fighter is sparring with a friend. Me likey.
The Caps left winger, who is appropriately on the left, is sporting some fashionable jeans.
The Chiefs RB knows how to celebrate a birthday.
The Knicks player knows that the way into a girl’s pants is to throw money at her.
Kyle Boller remembering glory days in Baltimore.
The Steelers kicker loves to party. But I have to ask. What’s up with the bib?
No, this isn’t Troy Polamalu.
A real man swigs Jack.
It must have taken a lot to get a man of Yao’s size wasted. On another note, I would have loved to hear that speech.
The funny thing about this pic is that that was only Eli’s second light beer.
Here’s Eli’s teammate showing how it’s really done.
The Broncos QB has found a cure for his diabetes.
If Leinart played like he parties he would have a starting job in Arizona.
Maybe the same could be said here.
Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki
I have feeling that the guy hanging out with these two NBA greats was the same guy who let the popular kids pick on him in high school just so he could be part of the in-crowd. Or, Dirk has a closet secret that’s he’s revealing to Steve.
As a kid I wanted to play basketball like Mike. As a man I want to party like Mike.
I think Orton is the NFL’s resident drunk.
This dude is a fat golf player who gets women to take their tops off. Where did I go wrong in life?
Northwestern University Women’s Soccer Team
Let’s be honest. I could care less about Northwestern, soccer, and women’s soccer at that, but pics of drunk chicks making out, that I do care about.
For more athletes and their drunken mishaps, check out the cleverly titled DrunkAthlete.com.
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