Growing up, Halloween was taught to be a holiday for kids to enjoy. We’d dress up and go trick-or-treating for candy, and spend the next two weeks on an unhealthy sugar high.
However, that concept it really just a sham. You see, Halloween is REALLY about girls dressing up like total sluts, and getting drunk enough to provide us men with a little trick-or-treat as well.
The treat is to hopefully bag up one of these slutty maids or prison guards or (if were really lucky) Princess Leia. It’s a trick if we get the gal back to our place only to have her head stuck in the toilet.
Now, many creative gals out there will put their own slutty costume together, but let’s be real here – many are going to go out and just buy them. And that’s fine by us, because EVERYONE, including costume companies, encourages our lady friends to slut it up. Here’s over a 100 sexy and slutty costumes you’ll have the chance to oogle at this Halloween
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This is sooo not fair.
You can't show me these really awesome outfits without telling me where to get them!
There should be a law or something…
That is sooo not fair Kay.
You shouldn't talk about wanting one of these outfits unless you're willing to tell us where you'll be wearing it.
Or at least send us pictures.
yandy.com
I know. Trying to get some of these for my girl…where did these come from?
http://www.spirithalloween.com/
is where I saw most of them last night.
This company sets up seasonal stores at various places.
I went to the one in Lutherville, North of Baltimore, MD
http://www.foreplaycatalog.com
alot of those arent slutty at all! they dont even show that much skin! there is a difference between sexy and slutty. i actually thought most of them were really cute. girls wanna look hot on halloween-we dont wanna wear turtlenecks!