Have you ever wondered why women look at you as if you have three heads when you laugh at things sometimes?
Believe it or not, there are things that society would call inappropriate that we find hilarious. I think it’s something in the Y chromosome that gives us a rather sick sense of humor. Women may argue that we’re lacking something due to not having the extra X chromosome. Any way you look at it, we’re sick and we know it.
So, sit back and enjoy what I know you’ll be able to relate very well to.
Farts / Bathroom Humor
Of course, this is the first thing that comes to mind. Imagine that you’re in a restaurant and you have a huge gas bubble. Sure, the polite thing to do would be to excuse yourself and go into the bathroom. However, it’s a lot more fun to let it seep out slowly and silently. Then you can watch people’s reactions.
It’s great if you have a wife or girlfriend with you that embarrass easily because then you can let her know that it was you. The most fun is when you’re driving with a car full of people in your car and you let one go and you take the liberty of using your controls for the window locks. If you haven’t tried it, you should. It’s a blast!
Also, fart machines, whoopee cushions, or anything else that makes a fart noise is funny. It’s funny to make those sounds and watch people’s reactions as that try to be cool about it.
Genitals / Nudity
If you put too much logic into it, it’s not funny anymore. Women will tell you that nudity is natural, but if you see some guy with his thing hanging out of his shorts, it’s not really natural anymore is it?
However, it is funny.
Everyone has at least one buddy that sends you funny little pornographic jokes through email. If you don’t have a friend like that, you need to get one. If you think too hard about it, it would just be stupid, but that’s the beauty of it. You don’t need to think at all.
It’s “empty” humor at its finest.
Some women find drunk behavior funny too, but these are usually the kind that you just bring home for a night. Mostly, it’s just men that find it funny.
It’s great to talk about how stupid your friends are when their drunk and take embarrassing pictures of them. It’s nothing to feel badly about. There are probably tons of pictures of you while you were drunk with your friends.
Of course, everyone likes a good practical joke, but did men like any kind of practical joke. Sure you don’t set out to hurt anyone, but you don’t really thing about it at the time either.
If you can move your friend’s car so that he can’t see it and he thinks it was stolen, it’s hilarious. It’s even better if there are other friends around with whom to share the moment.
Women find this a cruel and possibly harmful joke, but men just find it funny.
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People Falling / Getting Hurt
We don’t really think it’s funny that someone’s hurt, but we find it funny how it happened.
The act of watching someone fall is funny. If someone slips and falls on the ice or if your buddy tries to do a stunt you know they shouldn’t on a skateboard and they end up falling down, it frickin’ hilarious. If they get hurt, that part’s not funny, but the fall itself is.
One of the funniest things to see is a guy getting hit in the groin area. It’s never funny to feel, but always funny to see. You don’t think about the pain that the guy’s in at the time, just that he unexpectedly got hit in a very sensitive spot.
Ex-girlfriends / Ex-wives
It’s no secret that it’s inappropriate to make fun of or make jokes about you ex, but everyone does. The sluttier, bitchier, fatter, or uglier you make her sound, the better. I’m not so sure it’s a guy thing either.
Do you think women might do that too? Either way, it’s still inappropriate, but funny to do and funny to listen to.
Wife / Girlfriend
You may love your mate, but it’s imperative that you make fun of her when you’re around your friends. If you don’t or refuse to, they will call you a wuss or worse. They may call you whipped.
It’s all in fun and she knows you lover her, but you don’t have to publicize it.
It’s actually fun to do, but she wouldn’t understand.
Jokes about In-Laws
Whether you like your in-laws or not, it’s important to make fun of them.
This is especially true if you don’t like them. From time to time, make sure you make fun of them to your wife. This might piss her off a little, but you’ll enjoy it.
It’s even more amusing sometimes to watch your wife get pissed about it. It kind of adds to the excitement.
Jokes about sex, talking about sex, hell even animal sex is funny. Watching two animals go at each other on television can be very entertaining depending on the mood.
You can’t make fun of sex or make off-colored comments around women too much. In fact most times it’s just disrespectful, but around other guys it’s expected.
Around just men, it’s no holds barred, anything goes.
Politically Incorrect Humor
This is huge and covers a large range of things.
This could be someone who is grossly overweight, a woman wearing large bright polka dots, religion, race, gender, or handicapped people. It could also be a combination of any of these.
It’s not that we’re racist or insensitive to others. We can appreciate our differences and respect others, but at the same time we like to have some comic relief.
It’s also funny to make fun of people who insist on everything being politically correct.
Life is too short to take everything seriously.
Have fun and laugh it up!