How do you say you had sex? Do you tell your friends you banged her? She might say you made love.
There are an infinite number of ways to say “having sex” without actually saying… “having sex”.
With as many euphemisms as there are for sex, it seems as if we have no better way to be creative. Yes, and some of the euphemisms are very creative. Here’s a list of 165 favorites.
Which ones of these have you heard of or used? Can you think of any others?
Enjoy!
- a squeeze and a squirt
- bad boogey, the
- bake cookies
- ball
- bang
- batter dip the corn dog
- Taking the skin boat to tuna town
- belly to belly
- boff
- boink
- bone
- bonk
- boof
- boom-boom
- bouncing the pogo stick
- bump and grind
- bump fuzzies
- bump uglies
- bury the bone
- bury the one-eyed worm
- bush patrol
- butter the muffin
- check the oil
- churn butter
- clam dip
- clean the carpet
- cream
- dance in the sheets
- deed, the
- dip the wick
- dip your pen in the ink
- dippity doo da
- do
- do it
- do the dirty
- exchange bodily fluids
- feed the kitty
- fill the cream donut
- fit her clap flap
- fix her plumbing
- flop the hay
- fornicate
- four legged frolic
- frolic in the cornfield
- fuck
- funky chicken, the
- get a home run
- get busy
- get into one’s pants
- get it on
- get laid
- get rocks off
- get your nuts cracked
- give her a high hard one
- give her a pat
- glaze the donut
- go fishing
- hammer
- hanky panky
- hide the hot dog
- hide the salami
- hide the sausage
- hide the snake in the bush
- hide the weenie
- hippity dippitty
- hit it
- hobble the horsey
- hop upon the wild pony
- horizontal hustle
- horizontal mambo
- hot beef injection
- hot dog in a jungle
- hot dog on a bun
- hump
- humpty dumpty
- in and out, the
- juice someone
- jump one’s bones
- knock boots
- knock mops
- lay piping
- lie feet up
- lust and thrust, the
- make babies
- make it
- make love
- make some friction
- make whoopee
- mattress dance
- mattress mambo
- mingle limbs
- mommy-daddy dance
- mount
- nail
- naked dance, the
- naughty, the
- nookie
- park
- park the beef bus into tuna town
- park the Plymouth into the garage of love
- parting the pink sea
- party for two
- pass the gravy
- pickle tickle
- piece of ass
- plant your seed
- play doctor
- play in and out
- play on the hair court
- play pickle me/ tickle me
- plug and play
- plug the hole
- poke in the whiskers
- polish the porpose
- pop the cork
- pork
- pound
- probe
- probe the membrane
- put sour cream on the burrito
- put sour cream on the taco
- put the snake in the cave
- put the snake in the grease
- ram
- ride
- ride the baloney pony
- ride the hobby horse
- ride the skin bus into tuna town
- ride the wild bull
- roll in the hay
- rong her bell
- rumple the foreskin
- score
- scratch your itch
- screw
- service the clam
- sexercise
- shag
- sink it in
- sink the sub
- skin the cat
- slap bellies
- slime the banana
- smash pissers
- sow wild oats
- spank the cat
- spear the bearded clam
- stab the trout
- storm the trenches
- stuff the beaver
- stuff the taco
- sweep the chimney
- take “old one-eye” to the optomotrist
- the hole smash
- thread the needle
- throw a log on the fire
- tickle her belly from the inside
- two-person pushups
- ugly, the
- vulcanize the whoopee stick
- walk the dog
- water the lawn
- wet the wick
- whoopty-do, the
- wild thing, the
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Vasily Darkbloom is, amazingly, not Russian; his parents just liked the name. When he’s not explaining his lack of Communist sympathy, Vee can be found working at various design outlets in Chicago, finally putting that Art BA to good use. He owns a pit bull, which he has trained to attack anybody who says “so, are you Russian?”
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make the beast with two backs
pound the mattress
I came across this blog because I’ve been exploring ways to get more confident with girls. Recently I girlfriend and I’m a bit nervous about returning to the whole “singles scene”. Unfortunately my “skills” with talking to girls are rusty, to say the least!
Spanking the hobo…
do the nasty
We say "root", here in the Land of the Long White Cloud.
And no, that's not a euphemism….or is it??!!
I think it's derivate of rut – when animals are in heat?
Taking a tumble
the ol' huff-and-wiggle
dunk the dinger
Takin' the skin club to the baby seal
a bit of "how's yer father", as we say in somerset.
Bringin a guest to dinner
horizontal monster mash
horizontal hokie pokie
Is there a sexual connotation to the phrase, 'I do like gravy with my beef. Don't you?'