I’ve been playing around with Google Earth lately and now I’m hooked. It’s fascinating to scale the heights of Everest or inspect the bowels of the Coliseum…
Who am I kidding? I’d like to tell you that I have used this incredibly entertaining tool for my betterment and edification. But, truth be told, in true AMOG style, I took a chopper flight over the scenes of some of my most pleasant memories from the past instead.
Back to the diamond at my Brooklyn high school where I cracked the winning homer against our bitter neighborhood rivals, giving us a berth in the playoffs. Or the barracks I lived in for 3 marvelous years at Ramstein Air Base in Germany.
Being stationed in the Air Force in central Europe, I got many chances to visit some exotic locales, most memorably my island jaunts to Crete and Sicily. Naturally, I began to fondly recall the beautiful girls I was lucky enough to meet. And sometimes greet…
That’s when it struck me to take a look at the first place I ever had illicit, public sex. It was on an earlier island visit. To Coney Island.
Let’s just say that “Under The Boardwalk” will always be a favorite tune. I was with my girlfriend of the time, who as it turned out, was a bit of a Voyeur. It was actually her idea, but I didn’t think too long about the consequences.
She looked very hot in that bikini and I’ll never forget the white skin of her bare breasts, beautifully standing out against her newly tanned torso, bronzed by the Coney Island sun. In fact, I was so distracted that I didn’t notice the Beach Cop ride up on his dirt bike. He let her go. Her dad was on the job. But for me…
Well, my next (and last) public sex experience almost took place at another exotic island locale: Rikers.
Luckily my girlfriend’s cop Pop bailed me out just in time, but it was a close call.
Y’know. Maybe stirring up old memories on Google Earth ain’t such a good idea after all. From now on, I’ll stick to the Popular Tourist Destinations feature and visit places I’ve never been. Or got screwed in.
How about you? Let us know where you’ve had your craziest public sex on Google Earth. Maybe we’ll post some of the best.
A word of advice though… stay away from the boardwalk.
And never date a cop’s daughter.
They’re the wildest.
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