Let’s face it. At one point, probably even still, a guy has wished that he could snag himself an older lady.
We all had that teacher in high school, that we swore if we could get her alone for five minutes, we could nail her. Then there was that kid that you hung out with just to go to his house and stare at his mom, even though you really didn’t care for the dude.
But now it’s an all out fad.
Personally, I love the idea. But, I hate the title ‘cougar’ and all the BS that comes with the trend.
The whole idea of women hunting us down is pretty silly. We are the hunters. By nature we’re the predators and we’ll be damned if we become the prey.
We know exactly what the cougar wants. A young guy in the sack. And that, my friends, is awesome.
However, I’ve heard some women complain about why don’t men just stuck to gals their own age.
Now some guys either want a sugar mama or just a story to tell. But the real appeal is that younger men are seeking something that women their age don’t get it. The games.
When we go out on the prowl we’re just looking to hook up. That’s what cougars want. No games. No wining and dining. No obligations.
Besides, it’s been proven that men reach their sexual peak at younger age. Women have theirs when their older. So scientifically, a younger man and older female are more sexually compatible.
OK. I think I’ve briefly explained the main appeal of an older woman. Of course, it’s now become mainstream. Which means a lot of gimmicks.
For example, there was the first ever National Singles Cougars Convention in Palo Alto, CA on August 28. They even crowned a Miss Cougar USA! From what I’ve read, it seems like their were a lot of tools there – by tools I mean unintelligent frat boys who have watched too many episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
I think the concept could have potential, but we all know this was just a lame attempt to capitalize on a fad. However, if there was a cougar convention near my neck of the woods, I would probably be inclined to go just to check it out.
As if that wasn’t enough, there’s even a sitcom about cougars.
Cougar Town just premiered on ABC. The show could have potential. It stars hottie Courtney Cox and was created by Bill Lawrence, the man behind Spin City and Scrubs. But unlike the craziness of a New York City’s mayor’s office or hospital, I don’t think the ‘cougar’ fad will stand the test of time.
But this show has to be better than that cougar reality show.
Like I said earlier, I’m all about hooking up with an older chick. But the misconceptions and media blitz about ‘cougars’ just takes away the allure.
If you’re still interested in getting bagged by a cougar, then simply do a seach for cougar bar and you’ll get a list of cougar bars in cities arouond the country.
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