Let’s face it. At one point, probably even still, a guy has wished that he could snag himself an older lady.
We all had that teacher in high school, that we swore if we could get her alone for five minutes, we could nail her. Then there was that kid that you hung out with just to go to his house and stare at his mom, even though you really didn’t care for the dude.
But now it’s an all out fad.
Personally, I love the idea. But, I hate the title ‘cougar’ and all the BS that comes with the trend.
The whole idea of women hunting us down is pretty silly. We are the hunters. By nature we’re the predators and we’ll be damned if we become the prey.
We know exactly what the cougar wants. A young guy in the sack. And that, my friends, is awesome.
However, I’ve heard some women complain about why don’t men just stuck to gals their own age.
Now some guys either want a sugar mama or just a story to tell. But the real appeal is that younger men are seeking something that women their age don’t get it. The games.
When we go out on the prowl we’re just looking to hook up. That’s what cougars want. No games. No wining and dining. No obligations.
Besides, it’s been proven that men reach their sexual peak at younger age. Women have theirs when their older. So scientifically, a younger man and older female are more sexually compatible.
OK. I think I’ve briefly explained the main appeal of an older woman. Of course, it’s now become mainstream. Which means a lot of gimmicks.
For example, there was the first ever National Singles Cougars Convention in Palo Alto, CA on August 28. They even crowned a Miss Cougar USA! From what I’ve read, it seems like their were a lot of tools there – by tools I mean unintelligent frat boys who have watched too many episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
I think the concept could have potential, but we all know this was just a lame attempt to capitalize on a fad. However, if there was a cougar convention near my neck of the woods, I would probably be inclined to go just to check it out.
As if that wasn’t enough, there’s even a sitcom about cougars.
Cougar Town just premiered on ABC. The show could have potential. It stars hottie Courtney Cox and was created by Bill Lawrence, the man behind Spin City and Scrubs. But unlike the craziness of a New York City’s mayor’s office or hospital, I don’t think the ‘cougar’ fad will stand the test of time.
But this show has to be better than that cougar reality show.
Like I said earlier, I’m all about hooking up with an older chick. But the misconceptions and media blitz about ‘cougars’ just takes away the allure.
If you’re still interested in getting bagged by a cougar, then simply do a seach for cougar bar and you’ll get a list of cougar bars in cities arouond the country.
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I thought the idea of Cougar Town was silly, but I caught the first minute of it and just couldn’t change the channel. It’s one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in a long time.
Any movement that allows a women, even one long past her prime to get in touch with her inner slut is a great idea. Face it, alpha males aren’t chasing around a bunch of old worn out women who are biologically dead. They are after the young stuff and so are older guys. So the beta males, the loser tribe is after the cougars and they don’t have to worry about competition.
Sadly the long term for the cougars is not a bright future. The old cougar is destined for a life of loneliness especially after some bata loser gives her herpes or she shares that prize with some other beta males. Anyway, this is all about slutzville. The entire woman’s movement is based on the slutification of women at every stage of life. This is only made possible from their massive insecurity. Look at the cougars. They are scared to death of aging so any loser on earth that gives them a drunken look, lights up their world for about five minutes. If a cougar gets carded buying booze for her underaged beta male, she will be so happy she will hump the hired help. But in the long run, the cougar will get dumped. It is a simple fact of life.
Even a young beta male goes out into the sun occasionally and when he does, he will get a look at his beauty in the sun. What he is going to see is an array of tattooed eyebrows and lips. It is that awful purple hue to the lips that was intended to turn lips thinned with time to look larger. Instead it looks like some kind of evil clown in the sunlight and can be shocking. Then there is the array of skin discoloration and the gum disease. Remember just as the salmon go upstream to spawn and the death hormone prodesiin is released, the fish changes physically and its face gets contorted and by the time it drops its last eggs and dies, it doesn’t look anything like it did when it started the journey.
Don’t misunderstand, many young women these days are total slobs wearing filthy flip flops and fit for a life in the garbage dump. So for the beta male the choices are pretty bad. One way or the other, he gets the left overs whether they be last nights leftovers or some crusty delight that has been in the refrigerator for the past two months or so. All I can say to the betas and their lovely cougars is please carry on in a very private place with the lights down very low. Like all great things, if it was so great it would have been great millions of years ago too but instead it didn’t catch on until generation double loser came along.
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