10 Things Guys Do Wrong in Bed
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- Lucas Pressburger
- Tuesday, November 4, 2008
All guys want their girlfriends/mistresses/wives/whatever to think that they’re a dynamo in bed.
After all, a guy’s sexual prowess is directly connected to their masculinity and a man who can’t satisfy is a man in trouble.
So, if you’re wondering how to really satisfy your woman, here are 10 things, from a woman’s point of view, that you should NEVER do in bed:
1. The “Wham, bam, thank you m’am” approach: Too many guys see sex as purely something to satisfy their horny cravings. Here’s your poor woman in her cute little nightie, looking forward to a night of passion, and all she gets is the main event without any sort of opening act.
It might satisfy you, but it certainly won’t give her any satisfaction. This directly leads to…
2. Not enough foreplay: Women really hate it when, just a minute or two into oral sex, a guy pulls away and goes right for intercourse.
Really, that’s just not cool at all – give a woman time to properly cum!
3. No communication: As a guy, you might think that sex should just be about the physical act, but women see it as so much more than that.
That’s right, before you start in on foreplay, talk for a little while. Tell her what you’d like to do to her, and (this one’s the clincher) ask her what she wants.
4. The wrong kind of communication: Some guys talk right before sex, but they talk way too much, and about the wrong things.
Okay, so maybe your coworker’s a real jerk, but talking about it really isn’t going to do much for the mood.
5. Ignoring pivotal g-spots: Men too often ignore the overall female anatomy, preferring instead to go right for her pubic area or her breasts.
Yes, these two places are stimulating, but what about the neck, torso, and thighs? Mix it up a little bit, otherwise things can get boring quickly.
6. Thrusting too quickly: It might help you, but it certainly doesn’t help her. Women like to be treated gently, not like they’re being pounded by a very large (well, at least you’d like to think so) woodpecker.
Just go at a moderate pace, not being too rough, but making each thrust really count at the same time.
7. Not warning her when you’re about to cum: Obviously, women cum more emotionally than physically. Yeah, it can get a little slippery down there when a woman’s been satisfied, but guys are the ones that make a real mess.
Tell her just before you’re going to cum – especially if she’s giving you fellatio. After all, semen isn’t always something a woman wants to swallow, and you certainly don’t want her choking.
8. Trying Anal Sex Without Her Permission: Really, unless she’s told you before, she’s probably not into anal sex. Some guys like to try it out, but honestly, it’s something that can be very painful for a woman.
So, if that’s something that you want to try, don’t just go ahead and pretend like you were confused and in the wrong hole – ask her first!
9. Not being creative: Guys get an A for effort if they try something and it doesn’t work out, but guys who don’t try anything new just end up plain old boring.
C’mon now, the missionary position is so 18th Century.
10. Getting too creative: Yes, there is a happy medium in the sexual creativity department. Women like trying new things, but when those new things involve being contorted into award positions, then that’s not a good thing. Just be careful if you break the table you don’t fix it in the nude.
In the end a woman’s body language will tell you what she likes and doesn’t like.
So, pay attention, and you’ll be on your way to doing everything (namely her) right.
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54 Responses to “10 Things Guys Do Wrong in Bed”
Posted by: WTF - December 8th, 2008 at 5:20 am
So basically everything that turns a guy on, is a no-no? WTF
Posted by: lol - December 8th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Trying anal sex without permission is WRONG?!? sheesh. some people have no sense of humor.
Posted by: Woodpecker - December 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
fucking lamest list ever… hello vanilla sex. geez.
Posted by: savage - December 13th, 2008 at 9:45 am
this had to be written by a feminist. i’m stickin to porn…. can swithch it off as desired.
Posted by: Swizec - December 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Why are all posts of this kind saying men what they’re doing wrong? What about women? Do you think it’s THAT easy to satisfy a man? Because it’s not.
Posted by: H.E.O - December 18th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Yo Swizec , its abt men cos they r the ones who lead the sexaual intercourse .
Posted by: Mike - December 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
What the hell did H.E.O just say?
Posted by: Outlet - December 18th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hello Mr. Sex
nice article thanks.
Posted by: Mickeala - December 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
just because its the opposite of what one thinks a man likes in bed doesn’t mean it was written by a feminist. i disagree with stuff on this list too, as being rough and just getting pounded is sometimes just what i need, and foreplay can be boring and just be a longer means to reach what i want–and i do consider myself a feminist.
if i wrote this list it would say “ask her what she likes, reach compromises, try new things”…and implement blindfolds.
Posted by: Scott Blogs - December 22nd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Wow, I guess I am already the perfect lover, at least based on this article
— or maybe not
Posted by: nietzsche - December 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
fuck that–pin that bitch down by the wrists and pound the shit out of her. that’s what i’m talking about.
Posted by: Jeremy Mouton - December 24th, 2008 at 9:32 am
All of your comments are very disturbing… This list is great, and I hope you’ll be reminded of it next time she bites it off for being an asshole.
Posted by: Bria - December 27th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I hope those of you who left asshole comments know that you’re being perceived as typical men.
Posted by: Typical Man - January 5th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Bria, I don’t think that’s a fair comment to say, why would you think that because some men act in a certain way that it’s typical for all men to act that way, that’s a very sexist comment and I think your an arse for thinking it.
I think the list is useful but I tend to do most of it anyway…
Posted by: Amber - January 8th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
so I have to say that some of this is very true. My boyfriend and I only do Missionary position and the other day he said lets do something new and we were stumped and i think most of this is because he does a lot of things wrong so i end up not always pleasured, just tired.
Posted by: Raj - February 19th, 2009 at 10:49 am
o hai, yur doin it rong, kthxbai!
- secks cownsulluh kitteh
Posted by: Ali - March 4th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Haha, well I'm a woman + would never agree with the crap list…
shutup, moan, fuck me hard up the ass, and cum over me = much a much better fuck
Posted by: jojack - March 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
gag at amber-ONLY missionary huh-your boyfriend hates you….
Posted by: ambersdumb - March 13th, 2009 at 12:04 am
we were stumped?????? LMFAO
Posted by: wantingsome - March 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Don't get me wrong, a good hard bang every now and then is always good, some women are into that, some aren't. I personally like the list because it does square onto the things that a lot of men miss. I kinda wish my bf would read stuff like this, because about 3 of them relate for sure.
Posted by: Jay - March 26th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Aw, this list is so spot on!
Then after an emotional round of intercourse, maybe we’ll have our periods together!
Posted by: Sarah - March 27th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Jay, that was HILarious.
But in all honesty I do think this list is pretty good. EXCEPT that sometimes, maybe even 1/2 the time, I do just want quick sex. No caressing/kissing, etc. Sometimes when you're both in the mood it's already past bedtime and you need it to only take 10 minutes not 45+. So, yes, apply all these principles but ladies please don't expect your man to do all that talking and caressing stuff every single time. 1/2 the time just do it hard and fast if that's what he likes!! Compromise.
Posted by: Jenni - April 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Meh, I only agree with 8 and 9. Everything else, if a guy did that all the time – booooooooooooring…
Posted by: Sash - April 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
LOL….
Jay that was HILARIOUS… I'm a woman and the list applies but to e certain extent. In real life we sometimes just need some hard, kinky 'n getting freaky sex. Don't get me wrong…. I definitely enjoy foreplay and passionate sex but I also enjoy it when my guy just rips my clothes off, throws me on the bed… or on the nearest piece of furniture or countertop…lol…. and just gives it to me…. I enjoy it when my man takes control and just takes what he wants…. TOTAL TURN ON!!!! Wham, Bam…. thank you daddy!! It depends… but either way… I enjoy any version of it!
Posted by: lady with a laptop - April 11th, 2009 at 5:17 am
Ahahahaha.
The comments are more interesting than the article here.
P.S.:
What it boils down to is communication. It's pretty much straight bullshit to say that one formula works for all women, all the time(or, in that case, for men, either). Talk to your partner, open them up some and find out what they're in to.
It's more important to know your partner's preferences than the internets.
Posted by: Chris - April 27th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Did anyone notice in the picture that she is wearing a bathing suit and in the bottom picture there is no wedding ring lol WTF and yes i think that this list is bullshit communication and having actual desire can lead to the best sex for both its harder than you think to get guys off so where is that stupid list so we can make fun of it???
Posted by: haos - May 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
if it takes longer then 5 minutes you are pleasing the wrong guy
Posted by: YoBro - May 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
hahahaha
Posted by: JOe - May 22nd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
women a sexist bitches! They pretend like they never want sex,
but its a known fact that women think about twice as more than men do in a single day!
… fuck that shit, practice abstinece!
LOL
Posted by: Big daddy - May 29th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I think women need to do a better job of taking ownership over sex being good or bad. Women tend to not tell their men what turns them on and expects us guys to understand their vaginas when most women don't even understand them. Men 99% of the time want to make women cum we just don't always know the combination to your cum safe!!!!! I have been with my wife for years and can't get her to relax enough to cum everytime we do it. She is more likely to cum after having a few drinks. Other girls I have dated would cum every single time we had sex. All women are different. Tells what you like and you would all be much happier in the sack.
Posted by: kim - May 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
this is not always true it just means that a woman at time would like things to be passionate and not always so rough. mix it up a bit.
Posted by: tommmmmmmmmm - June 8th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
haha u borin shit
Posted by: womyn are impossible - June 15th, 2009 at 12:46 am
So basically if it's something a man would like, then it's wrong.
Posted by: No complaints - July 4th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
No one wants Drama/Chick Flick sex every time. If guys followed this post to the letter, every time, they'd end up single more than laid. You have to play it by the moment. I've had sex with girls that lasted all night and I've had the 10 minute quickie where everyone was happy 5 minutes later. I fucked my girlfriend in a friend's basement bathroom. One time she told me to pull over and fuck her in a parking lot because she couldn't wait anymore. The key to this list is to keep it in mind, think outside of it and apply all of it to your specific scenario and situation.
Posted by: Omid - July 8th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Thanks sssss… So usefull… i hope that u put some new things in this site…
Posted by: art - July 8th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
yeah…guys stop being dicks and pay attention for a bit to this article, just cuz your lazy or a prick you might find pleasure in doing osmething other then just thrusting quickly, cummin in like 5 seconds and going to sleep isn’t going to get you a second chance ill tell you that. and also we girls know how to start talking to each other (long time friends or startif out friends-just -met-at-a-club) and once they learn your name doesn’t give you a good sex life belleive me
Posted by: mr writer1 - July 16th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
i think this article i very tue and interesting. as a male i have been paying attention to my partne alot and reading this makes alot of sense!
Posted by: mr writer1 - July 16th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
excatly.
Posted by: IceCream - July 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Wait… were SUPPOSED to please women? Dude they are just here to release my nectar. Whats with all this PLEASING shit? Fuck her, slap her on the ass, put it in her butt, and send her bitch ass back to the kitchen.
Posted by: thinker - July 28th, 2009 at 5:41 am
because its easer to satify a man than a woman
Posted by: thinker - July 28th, 2009 at 5:42 am
no it was written by some one who knows men cuz thats what they do
Posted by: thinker - July 28th, 2009 at 5:44 am
you must not be able to read cuz i got something different from that it saying ask a lott of women like pain and pushing i know i do why dont u think of someone other than ur self
Posted by: IceCreamIsGood - November 6th, 2009 at 5:15 am
IceCream thats a great point! Get up in there and make your deposit and bounce! If her ass is fresh and the dick won't fit, then slip the index finger in there. Guaranteed that she likes it!
Posted by: bri - November 15th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
because 80% of the time you are doing it wrong! you think that its is easy to be satisfied as a woman??? all of your feeling and sensation is right there in front of you! with a woman there are sertain spots and angles that please her. all of these posts are men who are conceded and selfish. how would u like it is you didnt orgasm everytime you had sex? then think about how it is to not orgasm at all. have sex say 40 times in 6 months and dont orgasm!! it is MUCH easyer to satisfy a man than a woman. think about that. r u the only one involed??
Posted by: bri - November 15th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
how many men have you been with? how would you know the percentage of men who act like that in bed?? cause about 90% of men ive been with do.
Posted by: bri - November 15th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
i dont think that this list is supposed to cover it 100% of the time. i think it is just giving men a better idea of how to please their women when the time comes. your not in the same mood everytime you have sex. but you need to b able to caress and tend to your womens needs when the time is there. same goes for her. your in it together.. shouldnt it be a team effort???
Posted by: Average Guy - November 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Lmao at this list. Yeah communication is important, and from talking about what we both want I've learned that every single person I've ever slept with has enjoyed rough passionate sex and half of them loved anal. So do some freakin' homework on what people actually want. Repetitive bland missionary is vanilla sex leftover from Victorian era romance novels. Welcome to the 21st century. Get naked, get wild, get with it.
Posted by: JudeMan - December 10th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
only one comment made sense, the rest are more argumentative, or just annoying, basically the fact is female Loves a guy who Takes a Strong lead in the bedroom, Build her anticipation, and isn't a horny hamster to have sex .. period, so its important to Decern , when it is the right time to make your move, beforehand, we foreplay and build her up to it, when she gets to that point , fuck her brains out, like she was your slut
Posted by: Eddie - December 31st, 2009 at 8:31 am
I think my boyfriend has known this stuff already because boy does he please! When we have passionate sex or just a quick rough and tumble, he knows what gets me going. He even growls which turns me on even more. I guess I’m pretty lucky! I agree that it’s all communication, reading and religiously following a list you find online is wrong, it gives good pointers but hell every woman is different. I bet a dominatrix has different sex wants than a newleywed couple.
Posted by: Haiku - December 31st, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I defo agree wit judeman!! Fuck em hard! Lmaoooo
Posted by: Haiku - December 31st, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Defo agree wit JudeMan!! Shag em hard! Lmaoooo
Posted by: Blue Angel - February 7th, 2010 at 12:22 am
lol!!! Just blow on it and a men will come< get with it you guys you don't know the meaning of satisfiying a real woman…
Posted by: wut - February 16th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I don't think your daddy should be doing that
Posted by: MR SIXPACK - February 18th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
the only way to go is to POUND IT
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