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So, you’re vegging out on the couch on a Saturday afternoon, and you see that commercial that makes you want to throw your TV out the window. I’m talking about those freaking Smiling Bob ads.

But then, somethings peculiar happens.

You start to ask yourself if those pills really work. Do you actually need more size or not? The thought of enlarging your junk suddenly preoccupies your mind.

There’s no doubt that the media, and probably most of us, are kind of obsessed with enlarging our penises. It’s because of this obsession that people have begun to make a boatload of cash at our expense.

To save you some dough, humiliation, and even injuries, we here at AMOG are going to debunk the myths, and show you how to get the most with what you’ve got.

Myth: Girls prefer men with bigger penises.

According to the world renowned Mayo Clinic, most chicks are fine with what you have.

In fact, having a large penis can be painful for women, since you’d be tapping their cervix. Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but most of it is hype.

If anything, chicks dig girth instead of length, which isn’t a problem because things will thicken as you get older.

There is really only a small percentage of men that actually have a “small” bird, which would be under 3 inches when erect. Most of us fall into the average percentile, between 4 to 7 inches when erect, which is perfectly acceptable.

If you think that you fall into that unfortunate minority, remember two things:

First, stop comparing yourself to porn stars. They’re in the biz for a reason, and trust us, they’re a minority themselves.

Secondly, don’t look downstairs. Whenever you’re checking yourself out with an aerial view, things are going to look smaller. Just remember, going back to our porn star heroes, that the camera angles are from below or level, hardly above. This usually assists in showing their true size.

Here’s a final note that you should consider.

A dude that is well hung when flaccid, probably won’t get much bigger when in action. Other guys, who may think that they’re small, can bump up quite a bit in size when they’re erect. So, there’s no real need for locker room envy.

Myth: Male enhancement pills work.

Don’t fall for the media onslaught of penis enlargement pills, cause they don’t work. There’s no scientific evidence to even back up their claims.

The companies behind these products could actually be equated to modern day snake oil salesmen. So, why aren’t they banned? Because these products use herbal ingredients, which means that they don’t have to go through FDA regulations.

In fact, the most popular male enhancement pill Enzyte, worked so well that the company was sued, had to go into bankruptcy and has been sold off. Better yet, the companies founder, Steve Warshak, is doing a 25 year sentence for fraud and money laundering.

This pretty much goes the same for creams, ointments, etc. However, pills like Viagra, will give you a temporary hard on. But, proceed with caution. They were marketed to help dudes with problems getting it up.

Myth: Penis pumps, weights, and other gadgets will do the job.

We’ve all been there. We’re browsing through a porno and see ads for devices that guarantee some extra inches. However, it’s bogus.

While there could be some temporary growth, and devices like a vacuum pump are used to help guys with erectile dysfunction, the long run may cause some serious problems. These include scaring, tissue damage, less wood and even temporary impotence.

Even using weights, by attaching them to your flaccid penis, can cause harm, obviously. Besides, would you honestly want to dangle weights from your dangle? Didn’t think so.

While these devices can lengthen the skin, there’s no way that they will help you gain a bigger boner permanently.

Myth: I can do exercises for a larger penis.

If you surf the net for ways to enlarge your junk, you may have come across exercises like “jelqing”, which are basically regiments of tugging your little guy.

These “milking” exercises claim to have originated from the ancient Middle East, but are in fact, hogwash. Like male enhancement pills, there’s no science to back them up, and these exercises could lead to pain, scar tissue and disfigurement.

Myth: Surgery can fix the problem.

Even our friends at Spike supported this one on an episode of Manswers. Although, there could be a little extra meat when said and done, overall, there are several reasons why this is a bad idea.

First off, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny, between $5,000 to $7,000 just for a lengthen. If you want the whole package done, you’re looking at around a cool $20,000.  I’m sure we could find other uses for our hard earned cash.

Secondly, no major medical association approves of penal surgery.

Thirdly, the results are lackluster, and even, dangerous. You may only gain less than an inch. There have even been reports that surgery will shorten your penis, since scar tissue reconnects yourself to the pelvis and draws the shaft back into your body.

If that weren’t bad enough, guys who went under the knife, could receive infections, scarring, decrease in sensation, lack of normal erection angle and good old impotence.

In a nutshell, there seems to be no 100% guarantee in permanently enlarging your shaft. Unfortunately, we’re pretty much stuck with what we were born with.

However, here’s six simple solutions that you can do to shatter “penis envy”, and ensure that you have nothing to be ashamed about.

6. Unleash your inner Gene Simmons.

Besides what’s between your legs, remember that you’ve been equipped with a tongue.

Chicks really do dig having oral sex performed on them, and, it has nothing to do with penis size. If you able to master oral sex, she’ll be coming back for more, even if you’ve got a little member.

5.  Snoop Doggy Dog style.

There’s a ton of different sex positions, so be adventurous and try them out.

One position, however, is highly effective, no matter how endowed you are. That would be the could ol’ doggy style. By using this position, you’re going in for deep penetration. Not to mention that you’ll be able to get some good thrusting going on. A great gimmick for you and her.

4. Lube it up.

Lubing up your little friend can help things go more smoothly when having sex. While it won’t necessarily give you anything bigger, or even make it look bigger, it will make entry a lot easier.

Ask yourself this. Have you have used lube before? If yes, then you know first hand that it definitely helps.

3. Trim down the hedge.

You won’t be actually increasing the size of anything, but this will give the appearance of something bigger. It’s actually common sense, when you think about it, since all those pubs are covering up your little fellow.

Besides giving off the appearance of a bigger penis, it’s also more hygienic for you and the ladies. You know, without all that hair getting all covered in all sorts of stuff.

2. Nothing beats a hot shower.

Before sex, hop into a hot shower for some time. This will reportedly get the blood flowing down below.

If you’re a little iffy about slowing things down with your special lady by taking a shower, than show off your foreplay skills by inviting her in with you.

1. Lose the beer belly.

Common sense right here.

If you’re a bit overweight, your little buddy is going to be lost inside of all that fat. Also, if you’re husky, your penis will appear to be smaller than it really is, when compared to the rest of your body. It’s called proportions.

The best ways to shed those pounds are by working out and eating a low-fat diet.

There’s also an added perk to losing weight. When you exercise and consume a healthy diet, you’re doing some good things for your heart.

Since your heart is pumping blood through arteries, you wanna keep them strong and open. A high-fat diet will narrow your arteries, which means, less blood going to your penis. Less blood flow equals a smaller johnson.

Well, there you have it.

While you may be a little bummed that there are really no ways in enlarging your penis, just remember that it really doesn’t matter. So stop wasting your time and money on all the claims.

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