Posted by: Kenny Hyder - December 4th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

“Fuck me? FUCK YOU!!!” – Rounders

Posted by: Kim - December 4th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

That was great! How about the Lauren Bacall line to Bogart: “If you need me, just whistle. You do know how to whistle, don’t you? Just put your lips together and blow.”

Posted by: Grace - December 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Jaws. That was no boating accident! Great post!!

Posted by: Jorge - December 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

I’ve got two that I feel need to be up there:

“Give me a kiss or I’ll sock you.” – Frank in The Postman Always Rings Twice with John Garfield and Lana Turner. MGM 1946, directed by Tay Garnett

“And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” – Maximus in Gladiator with Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix. Directed by Ridley Scott

Posted by: John - December 4th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

“Play it again, Sam” is a misquote. Those words are never really said in Casablanca.

Posted by: Kim Wells - December 4th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Forrest Gump “And that’s all I have to say about that.”

Posted by: Sim - December 4th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

“Fuck you and the horse that you rode in on!”

Changeling (2008) American period thriller directed by Clint Eastwood and written by J. Michael Straczynski.

Posted by: Vicki - December 4th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

“you’ve never seen me very upset.” Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) Mission Impossible

Posted by: tanketom - December 5th, 2008 at 3:31 am

As mentioned above, strike “Play it again, Sam” and add “No, I’m your father” instead!

Posted by: Ozy - December 5th, 2008 at 3:35 am

I see you stuck almost exclusively to mainstream hollywood crap as your source.

Posted by: dave - December 5th, 2008 at 3:36 am

This list is so inaccurate it’s not even funny.

Posted by: Marshall - December 5th, 2008 at 3:37 am

21 is WRONG.

It should read;

21. Dirty Harry , (1971), “You’ve got to ask your self one question, “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”, Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

Posted by: Kelly Perkins - December 5th, 2008 at 3:38 am

Oh, my, god…NO quotes from “The Big Lebowski”? are you kidding? haha

“DONNY, YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT”
“They pissed on my fuckin rug”
“The Dude abides”
“Do ya havta use so many cuss words?…..’the fuck are ya talkin about?’”

come on now! so many that should be in that list…great article nonetheless though

Posted by: alan - December 5th, 2008 at 3:39 am

2 quotes from hitch? 2 from Bruce Almighty? Do you hate movies?

Posted by: Jill - December 5th, 2008 at 3:41 am

wtf is this list.
also, casablanca is misquoted.

Posted by: pulo - December 5th, 2008 at 3:42 am

Your list fucking sucks

Posted by: Batman - December 5th, 2008 at 3:47 am

um…proofread next time!
Forrest Gump was released in 1994 not 2004…

Posted by: Faris - December 5th, 2008 at 3:47 am

Release date of “Forrest Gump” was 1994. Not 2004.

Posted by: Phoghat - December 5th, 2008 at 3:47 am

Sorry, sorry. Rick did not say “play it again Sam”. He said “play it again, you played it for her, now you can play it for me”
But we do have a lovely parting gift.

Posted by: This list sucks - December 5th, 2008 at 3:47 am

“Hans” Solo?
Hasta la vista coming from the first Terminator?
Daredevil?
I’m speechless.

Posted by: Hibiscus - December 5th, 2008 at 3:48 am

Hitch? Really?

Posted by: bseldon - December 5th, 2008 at 3:51 am

Deliverance 1972, “You’ve got a real pretty mouth.”

Posted by: Taveira - December 5th, 2008 at 3:52 am

What we do in Life echoes in eternity
Gladiator – Maximus (Russell Crowe)

Posted by: Phoghat - December 5th, 2008 at 3:53 am

21. “I know your asking yourself: Did he fire 6 shots, or only five? Well you know in all the excitement, I clean forgot. So, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk?”
Man eyes gun on ground and gives up and says: “I got’s ta (sic) know.”
Kind of racist even for the time frame.

Posted by: Booms - December 5th, 2008 at 3:58 am

Also Shawshank Redemtion is misquoted, Andy Douvall (sp?) said “Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’”

Posted by: Ro - December 5th, 2008 at 4:10 am

“Jog On”, whilst sticking two fingers up to his opposition – Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg), Hot Fuzz

Posted by: Joao Sena Ribeiro - December 5th, 2008 at 4:12 am

Forrest Gump is from 1994, not 2004.

Posted by: jimbollombaloo - December 5th, 2008 at 4:13 am

this is the most bullshit list filled with mistakes everywhere and i’d say there are about 20 quotes on here that shouldnt been on here. hitch? bruce almighty? what the fuck those arent classic quotes. you fail loser. your list blows cock.

Posted by: Digg - December 5th, 2008 at 4:19 am

“Play it again, Sam”

* Actual quote: “Play it Sam, for old times’ sake, play ‘As Time Goes By’.” – Ingrid Bergman (Casablanca)
* Actual quote: “You played it for her, you can play it for me. … If she can stand it, I can! Play it!” – Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca)
* Note: Woody Allen paid homage to Casablanca under the title Play It Again, Sam, which is likely the source of much such misquotation.
* The line first occurred in the Marx Brothers’ film A Night in Casablanca (1946), another possible source of the misquotation.

Posted by: That...guy... - December 5th, 2008 at 4:21 am

Whoever wrote “Hans Solo” should be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: NeonEdge - December 5th, 2008 at 4:21 am

The more famous Silence of the Lambs on-liner was:
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

Posted by: chatsubo - December 5th, 2008 at 4:22 am

Too many f**king Bruce Carey films.

Where’s Jaws or Aliens.

‘Man goes in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark’

‘I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure’.

Posted by: Tyler - December 5th, 2008 at 4:26 am

I think your title is shortened for “101 of the Best Movie One Liners Ever by Someone Who Can’t Quote One Liners Correctly, Check Movie Release Dates, Match a Quote to the Actual Movie it Was Used In And Really Doesn’t Know Shit About Movies.”

Posted by: emmanuel - December 5th, 2008 at 4:29 am

Forrest Gump : 2004 ?? Must be something wrong.

Posted by: Larry - December 5th, 2008 at 4:29 am

Forest Gump came out in 2004? I don’t think so.

Posted by: smellslikefail - December 5th, 2008 at 4:34 am

^ BTW, it’s Jim Carrey

and,
87. Rush Hour, (1998), “I’m ‘Blackinese’”, Detective James Carter (Ken Leung)

who the fuck is Ken Leung?

Posted by: Justin - December 5th, 2008 at 4:34 am

This list is fucking terrible.

2 Hitch quotes? 3 Titanic quotes? Have you ever watched a movie that wasn’t on Sunday Afternoon?

Posted by: Brian - December 5th, 2008 at 4:39 am

One flew over the cuckoo’s nest, Full metal jacket, goonies, charlie and the chocolate factory and Clockwork Orange were all overlooked on this list. As well as many more better quotes than these.

Posted by: Antwon Charleton - December 5th, 2008 at 4:39 am

Your list fucking blows.

Posted by: You're garbage - December 5th, 2008 at 4:40 am

This list is shit. Don’t ever try to claim being a movie junkie. You’re awful.

Posted by: andy - December 5th, 2008 at 4:41 am

“Would you like to play a game?” – Wargames

Posted by: Rory Bailey - December 5th, 2008 at 4:49 am

Folks, not as old as some, but older (and better) than most comes from Carol Reed’s 1949 movie of Graham Greene’s “The Third Man”. Harry Lime: “…In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed – they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock! So long, Holly.”

Posted by: Xav - December 5th, 2008 at 4:51 am

“It’s good to be the king”, Mel Brooks, the History of the world Pt 1

My Swartz is bigger than yours, Mel Brooks, Spaceballs

etc…

Posted by: hotsteff - December 5th, 2008 at 4:52 am

so lame. so innacurate.
I hope the writter didn’t get paid for that list.
Most of these movies are just crap.
Whoever wrote this sucks.

Posted by: Pete - December 5th, 2008 at 4:53 am

“Get away from her you bitch!” – Aliens

Posted by: Bronson - December 5th, 2008 at 4:53 am

Nice list, but even at 101 long you have to chop off some pretty damn amazing one liners.

Posted by: Hannah - December 5th, 2008 at 4:56 am

“My name is Andrew Shepherd and I am the president!” The American President (Michael Douglas as The President)

“I don’t want to be a pie I don’t like gravy” Chicken Run (Babs voiced by Jane Horrocks)

Posted by: dtsomp - December 5th, 2008 at 4:56 am

“That’s no moon!”

Posted by: tomt - December 5th, 2008 at 5:01 am

How can this be 101 best movie lines ever without a single quote from Pulp Fiction? !?!?

Posted by: dvilla - December 5th, 2008 at 5:08 am

“Hasta la vista, baby” is from Terminator 2, not 1. And Ken Leung most certainly does not play the part of Detective James Carter. Also, half the movies on your list are horrible.

Posted by: shit list - December 5th, 2008 at 5:12 am

Game over man, game over…Aliens

Shall we say, A penny for your thoughts….Buckaroo Bonzai

I am Elmer J Fedd, I own a mansion and a … you get the idea

Posted by: C.B. - December 5th, 2008 at 5:25 am

Oooohh C’mon!!!
One of the most famous quotes EVER is not in this list.. what the heck?

“Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.” – Jules – Pulp Fiction

Posted by: BestMan - December 5th, 2008 at 5:27 am

Wow…..how horrible is this?

How about “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”

Princess Bride

And also….

ET? That was Debra Winger as the voice of ET……IMDB….it’s your friend.

Some were right on the money….most were not. Srsly….Top Gun? Gayest movie EVER!

Posted by: Astucker - December 5th, 2008 at 5:29 am

There are several misquotes in this list and several that shouldnt even be here. I agree from Aliens there are two quotes that should be here 1 being “Get away from her you BITCH!” Ripley the other being “They mostly come out at night. Mostly.” Newt and who can forget all the great Bill Paxton lines that deserve being here more than most of the Jim Carey lines. “Well why dont you put her in charge.” (referring to Newt)

The box of chocolates quote was never directly said by Forrest Gump. He starts the line at one point in the movie and his mother finishes it in a flash back. No one character has the whole line.

Posted by: mrblack - December 5th, 2008 at 5:37 am

WHERE DA WILL SMITH QUOTES????

NWO THATS WHAT I CALL A COLSE ENCOUTNER

Posted by: Gustavo - December 5th, 2008 at 5:40 am

“Hasta la vista Baby” is from TERMINATOR 2, that is what happen when you copy and paste instead of do some research or at least whatch the movies.

Posted by: Justin - December 5th, 2008 at 5:40 am

You fucked up the Ferris Bueller quote pretty nicely. Do you even know how to proofread?

Further, In Die Hard…where’s that extra “yi” coming from. It’s Yippie-ki-yay Motherfucker!

This list is a massive heaping of fail.

Posted by: Lisa - December 5th, 2008 at 5:55 am

Billy Madison- STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!!!!

Posted by: Jason Wright - December 5th, 2008 at 5:58 am

LOL, Dirty Harry rocked! OMG I loved thsoe old Clint Eastwood flicks.

jess
http://www.privacy.de.tc

Posted by: Wherez th Fiction? - December 5th, 2008 at 5:59 am

No Pulp Fiction quotes?

English MuthaFucka! Do you speak it?

Well a sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but i’d never know cause i wouldnt eat the filthy muthafuckers.

Correctomundo, We gonna be cool.

Posted by: Brit - December 5th, 2008 at 6:05 am

Forrest Gump definitely did not come out in 2004!

Posted by: Pimenta - December 5th, 2008 at 6:07 am

“I’m mad as hell and i’m not gonna take this anymore!” from “Network”, 1976

Posted by: disappointed - December 5th, 2008 at 6:09 am

this is a horrible list. shame on you.

Posted by: Unimpressed - December 5th, 2008 at 6:13 am

This list is BS… it seems pretty obvious someone started doing it off the top of their head thinking hey knew what they were doing and then they ended up cut and pasting so they could get to 101.

I’ve never been to this web sight before but I can’t help but wonder if its just flame bait to get all your email addresses, I hope you guys didn’t give them real ones…

First impression not just this page but this whole sight is trash.

Posted by: Art M. - December 5th, 2008 at 6:25 am

NUMBER ONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN….
“You’ll shoot your eye kid.”
From: a christmas story.

Posted by: Gusta - December 5th, 2008 at 6:31 am

I can’t believe no one posted this one:

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

)

Posted by: Patrick - December 5th, 2008 at 6:32 am

#9 should be “Play it Sam, for old times’ sake, play ‘As Time Goes By’.” and was not spoken by Bogart
#21 should be “You’ve got to ask yourself one question… ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well? do ya, punk?”
#32 should be “I’d just as soon kiss the wookie”

Posted by: Macho - December 5th, 2008 at 6:42 am

Of the Star Wars one, I can’t believe you left out “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”

Posted by: ray - December 5th, 2008 at 6:43 am

what about Jack Nickolson and his many frazes in any movie hes ever been in.

Posted by: elsestar - December 5th, 2008 at 6:43 am

what the hell? I stopped reading after “play it again, sam”. if youre gonna post about lines in movies everyone should know then MAKE SURE THEY ARE IN THE MOVIE DUMBASS

Posted by: The Righteous One - December 5th, 2008 at 6:46 am

One liners are not multiple sentences but rather one line phrases/quotes, hence the name.
You have a lot of shit on your list and are missing far more movies than we as readers should accept.

You have been judged.

Posted by: hgc - December 5th, 2008 at 6:46 am

You gotta be kidding. Who would put together a list of movie quotes for a web page, and make so many obvious mistakes?

#9 is almost as famous for NOT being the correct quote as it is for being the quote.
#22 – wrong character
#43 – wrong movie

Posted by: Marcus - December 5th, 2008 at 6:52 am

Well im shocked it doesnt include the line from “Aliens” “Get away from her you bitch” still think its the best line in a film

Posted by: Matt - December 5th, 2008 at 6:56 am

This list blows. You’ve wildly misquoted movies. You’ve gotten dates wrong. You’ve gotten actors/actresses wrong. You can’t spell. Useless schlock!

Posted by: Nick - December 5th, 2008 at 6:56 am

“Get Busy Living, Or Get Busy Dying” –Shawshank Redemption…How were there zero quotes from uite possible the best movie ever made

Posted by: asdf - December 5th, 2008 at 7:00 am

do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? – rush hour – detective carter -

Posted by: george - December 5th, 2008 at 7:01 am

So many errors in this list… is it really that hard to use Google?

Posted by: Mika - December 5th, 2008 at 7:02 am

And what about 2001 A Space odyssey: “Oh my god it`s all full of stars”…
There is several popular quotes in the LOTR trilogy as well

Posted by: Montrose - December 5th, 2008 at 7:13 am

Some of the best one liners of all time are in Clint Eastwood’s “Outlaw Josie Wales”

-”Not a hard man to find, leaves dead men wherever he goes” -Captain Redlegs about Josie Wales

-”Dying ain’t much of a livin’ boy” – Josie Wales to bounty hunter.

-Josie Wales: “When I get to likin somebody they ain’t wrong long.” Chief: “I notice when you get to dislikin someone they ain’t around long either.”

Posted by: knopf - December 5th, 2008 at 7:15 am

“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” – Matrix … An epic quote try to use daily.

Posted by: ArmyOfDarkness - December 5th, 2008 at 7:17 am

This is my BOOMSTICK!

Shop smart, shop S-MART

Posted by: Ninomojo - December 5th, 2008 at 7:19 am

Any line that’s not great out of context and when you haven’t seen the movie shouldn’t be here. Which means most of them.

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:20 am

No Pulp Fiction?!! what is this some kind of joke? And what about withnail & I? “dont threaten me with a dead fish!” or what about Withnail in the tearooms? “We shall buy this place! and install a fucking duke box and liven all you stiffs up a bit”

Posted by: Mungojerrie - December 5th, 2008 at 7:20 am

Movies…80s….John Hughes….and all we get in one lame Ferris Bueller quote?!?

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:21 am

“There is no spoon.”

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:23 am

Braindead. “I kick ass for the lord!”

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:24 am

They Live ” Im here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and im all outta bubblegum.”

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:26 am

Jaws “we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Posted by: Tomas - December 5th, 2008 at 7:27 am

THIS IS SPARTA!!

Posted by: mrblack - December 5th, 2008 at 7:27 am

UM, WHERE ARE THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE QUOTES?

THERE SHOULD BE AT LEAST 10 ND IN THE TOP 100.

Posted by: egh - December 5th, 2008 at 7:32 am

“two men enter, one man leaves” — Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Posted by: Spinal tap (Big Bottom) - December 5th, 2008 at 7:33 am

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Posted by: egh - December 5th, 2008 at 7:37 am

Dying ain’t much of a livin’ — The Outlaw Josey Wales

Posted by: The Watcher - December 5th, 2008 at 7:37 am

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, Wez. “You! You can run, but you can’t hide.”

Posted by: digsand - December 5th, 2008 at 7:39 am

My Cousin Vinny! “The two Yutes!!”

Posted by: ThreeGigs - December 5th, 2008 at 7:41 am

I’ll have what she’s having – When Harry Met Sally
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that – 2001 A Space Odyssey

suck to blow, spaceballs
No one puts Baby in a corner – Dirty Dancing

I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: Corleone Enforcer - December 5th, 2008 at 7:41 am

#21: “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”. Marlon Brando (Don Vito Corleone) not Pacino. Can’t believe with all the other terrible mistakes this one hasn’t been caught yet.

Posted by: Gonz O'Lager - December 5th, 2008 at 7:48 am

The low effort the author put into this list puts most of their other lists into suspicion.

Posted by: ProbablyBob - December 5th, 2008 at 7:54 am

What about The Holy Grail? “We are the knights who say, Nee!” or “She turned me into a newt.”

Posted by: jon - December 5th, 2008 at 8:04 am

List is utter crap…

Posted by: Tom Hanks - December 5th, 2008 at 8:26 am

Forrest Gump came out in 2004? Really?!

Posted by: Roach - December 5th, 2008 at 8:27 am

“He peed on your fucking rug.” Walter (John Goodman) The Big Lebowski

“I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a big bright shining star.” Dirk Digler (Marky Mark) Boogie Nights

“They took the whole fucking bar!” Bluto (John Belushi) Animal House

Posted by: Image Leeching - December 5th, 2008 at 8:28 am

Looks like someone’s replaced the Ace Ventura image you leeched with an “Aids Ventura” one… haha.

Posted by: Rpage - December 5th, 2008 at 8:36 am

No CaddyShack? No Animal House? No Bull Durham? Better try again.

Posted by: Hooo - December 5th, 2008 at 8:38 am

“Gentlemen, you cannot fight ing here, this is the war room!” Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Posted by: Josh - December 5th, 2008 at 8:46 am

“Good day, sir!” – Willie Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Posted by: Charlotte - December 5th, 2008 at 8:52 am

You’ve got FOUR QUOTES from Jim Carrey and NOTHING from Sunset Blvd.? What about “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up” or “I am big! It’s the pictures that got small!”?

This list is total crap. I mean, JUDGE DREDD?

Fail.

Posted by: geez - December 5th, 2008 at 8:53 am

“It’s going to be a bumpy NIGHT,” you MORON!

Stop writing. We have enough no talent hacks.

Posted by: Anton - December 5th, 2008 at 8:55 am

what about “Warriors, come on and plaaay…”

Posted by: ernie - December 5th, 2008 at 9:23 am

what about the graduate… “would you like me to seduce you? is that what you’re trying to tell me?”

and the more recent swingers… “you’re so money and you don’t even know it.”

Posted by: KMFH - December 5th, 2008 at 9:26 am

You forgot -
“You’re killing me Smalls” from the Sandlot…….

Posted by: jonas - December 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am

This list is a travesty, half of the lines are misquoted……butchered.

Posted by: AnthonyS - December 5th, 2008 at 9:37 am

The Godfather , (1972), “Leave the gun. Take the connoli”, Peter Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano)
……
Blazing Saddles , (1974), “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”, Mexican Bandit (?)

Posted by: casey - December 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am

Horrible, horrible list.

And try hosting the images you’ve used instead of hot linking them.

Posted by: Thislistsucks - December 5th, 2008 at 9:49 am

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me didn’t come out till 1998. By the way, who in the fuck is Ken Leung in Rush Hour, (1998), “I’m ‘Blackinese’”, Detective James Carter (Ken Leung)?

Posted by: AbbieX - December 5th, 2008 at 9:52 am

What about “Into the garbage chute Flyboys” from StarWars?
What about “Fuck you you Fuckin’Fuck” from Goodfellas?
What about any number of quotes from Clerks?
Also, who gives a rat’s ass when Forrest Gump came out? Uh oh, now I’ll have to read posts saying “Forrest Gump is gay???”

Posted by: mike - December 5th, 2008 at 10:01 am

there are a couple mistakes (hasta la vista is T2, not terminator) and others mentioned above…

but overall, great list

good job!

oh, hey, charlotte… ya, never heard of your quotes… these I have. Kinda agree with the poster…

Posted by: Mika - December 5th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Show me the money – Jerry Maguire
Mr.Anderson – Matrix
I’m not fat, I’m just big bonned )))

Posted by: booloogoas - December 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am

Okay, first of all…if you’re gonna make a big list like this, why not get half of them right? Especially the one from Casablanca. Any fool, movie buff or not, knows that Rick didn’t say “Play it again, Sam”. That’s common knowledge. Look it up on Wiki before you post a whole list like this.

Sad, truly sad.

Posted by: Linus - December 5th, 2008 at 10:12 am

You had me at Hello – Jerry Maguire

Posted by: BillR - December 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am

Ah, another list that’s inherently subjective and guaranteed to piss some people off. I think it’s a good start though… how about one of my favorites?

Raiders of the Lost Arc (1981), “It’s not the years, it’s the miles”, Indiana Jones to Marion Ravenwood (Harrison Ford and Karen Allen)

Posted by: dan - December 5th, 2008 at 11:04 am

“I was born a poor black child”…The jerk

if i was gonna use a gladiator quote it would have be

“what we do in life echoes in eternity”

and nothing from blazing saddles…
like
“what are we gonna do with the women”
“well rape the shit out of em”

Posted by: deadasdisco - December 5th, 2008 at 11:09 am

above your comments section you should have put – “leave a comment if you’re a complete asshole.”

Posted by: Rufus - December 5th, 2008 at 11:29 am

Uh….Forrest Gump did NOT come out in 2004…

Posted by: C - December 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am

YOU FUCKING FAIL. GO BACK TO WORK AT MCDONALD’S.

Posted by: pcTw3aker - December 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am

Is anyone else confused by some of the dates of these movies?

Forest Gump was not made in 2004. And Austin Powers wasn’t made in 1995.

Posted by: shedtroll - December 5th, 2008 at 11:33 am

What about “I’m sorry, Mom! That movie has warped my fragile little mind” -Eric Cartman

Posted by: Jp - December 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am

This list had errors, yes, but it did have some correct and memorable quotes.

There a few more famous ones than some you put in the list. I think we should based them on most known not based on whether the movie was good or not. What matters is that everyone who watches movies should know them or have heard them at least once in their lifetime.

Some like:

“Nobody puts baby in a corner” Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing
“I could have been a contender” <—I think that’s how it goes. Can’t remember what movie and I believe its Marlon Brando
The famous “I am your father” one from Star Wars.
“I see dead people” Sixth Sense
“Toga, Toga!” From Animal House (Belushi)

Posted by: Michael - December 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am

Ghostbusters (1984), “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, Living together… mass hysteria!”, Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murrey)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), “… my God… It’s full of stars!”, David Bowman (Keir Dullea)

Posted by: pcTw3aker - December 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am

How bout this from Blazing Saddles?

“Hey where’re da’ white women at?”

Posted by: Catod - December 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am

“Snakes, why’d it have to be snakes?!?” – Raiders of the Lost Ark

Posted by: israfel - December 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am

You mention Ghostbusters, but you picked a *HORRIBLE* quote. No one cares about that line. No one repeats that line ad nauseam.

You, very clearly, should have gone with: “when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES’!”
Or even: “Don’t cross the streams.”

Seriously, who the hell selected the quote you posted from Ghostbusters? A scientist? Blech on you and your precious “science.”

Posted by: Nthe - December 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am

“Forest Gump(2004)”

What the fuck?

Posted by: Bruce - December 5th, 2008 at 11:48 am

Play it once, Sam, for old times’ sake. – is the actual quote. He never said the phrase that everyone uses.

Posted by: Chelsea - December 5th, 2008 at 11:59 am

“My precious!” -Lord of the Rings

How can you leave out so many quotes and put in things like “Hitch”? Seriously? And you post three quotes from Pirates and leave out the one that everyone quotes, “But why’s all the rum gone?”

Seriously. Leave the film articles to the ones who actually know what the fuck they’re talking about.

Posted by: Incredulous - December 5th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Terrible quotes from a lot of terrible movies. Hitch?

Posted by: Amanda - December 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Forrest Gump (1994)***

10 years earlier… just threw me off a little.

Posted by: Pete - December 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

“We’re going to need a bigger boat” enough said! So many better quotes from much better movies.

Posted by: Laura - December 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

as i’m sure many have already mentioned – some of those quotes aren’t even accurate!

and forrest gump is not from 2004

Posted by: Decal - December 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

“I am Maximus Decimus Meridious…father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my revenge in this life or the next.” Russell Crowe

Posted by: notafan - December 5th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Ok this list sucked.

No Bruce Campbell quotes, not one. WTF. He’s beyond quotable and classic.
“Groovy”
“Give me some sugar baby”
half the script to Army of Darkness??? – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/quotes there’s nothing but golden dialogue in that movie.

Off the top of my head, nothing from:
The Big Lebowski – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes
Apocalypse Now – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/quotes
Full Metal Jacket – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
Pulp Fiction – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes
Dodgeball – “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood”
When Harry met Sally – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098635/quotes

The real surprise is that this list didn’t contain a single John Hughes movie or More than one Arnie quote, he’s the king of one liners.

Shitty list any real movie buff could slap together a 202 quote list of one liners in their sleep 50% Arnie 25% Bruce Campbell 25% everything else.

Posted by: ur mom - December 5th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Never go full retard – tropic thunder

Posted by: Keith Coogan - December 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

“The dishes are done, man!” – Keith Coogan – “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead”

Posted by: me - December 5th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

ummmm “No, I am your father” -Darth Vader anyone..anyone?

Posted by: jim - December 5th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

i believe it was red quoting andy saying ‘you gotta get busy livin or get busy dyin’

Posted by: bob - December 5th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Seriously, your list sucks. So many omissions of classic lines (“No. I am your father”, “The Dude abides”, etc.) and, like everyone’s noted, a lot of quote errors. Next time, get someone who knows how to write a movie list on board.

P.S. HITCH? DAREDEVIL? SWEET HOME ALABAMA? Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: me - December 5th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

This goes for the list, and as a quote.

“Nooooooooooooooooooooo”!

Posted by: cf - December 5th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ’til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal; these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

boondock saints

Posted by: Deke - December 5th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

” Are you gonna do somethin’, or just stand there and bleed ?” Kurt Russell Tombstone

” I’ve got two guns, one for each of ya” Val Kilmer Tombstone

By far, one the best westerns ever made.

Posted by: Yugan Nathan - December 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

owner of 100 is the great Swamy Vivekananda

Posted by: Simon Cowell - December 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Simply awful.

Posted by: SAL - December 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

“I’ll take pleasure in gutting you boy. I’ll take pleasure in gutting you boy.” Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage) – The Rock

Posted by: Chris - December 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Nr. 47. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“IT just doesn’t work” not “I just doesn’t work”

Posted by: edizz - December 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

wedding crashers, old school, anchorman, blow, dazed and confused, half baked….. i mean are you blacked out right now?

Posted by: JP - December 5th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

“What’s your encore, do you like analy rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gastank” Dante -clerks

Dante: You got any balls down there?
Jay: Yeah, about the biggest pair you ever seen…. dingleberry” -clerks

And of course…

“I’m not eve supposed to be here today!” Dante

Posted by: CalvinRi - December 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

The list is crap.

“Warriors, come out to play-i-ay” The Warriors (1979)

Posted by: geez - December 5th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Geeeze,

Get a life complainers, it’s a fun list even with the errors!

Posted by: Troy - December 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…”

Including this list.

Posted by: SHB - December 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

No one’s mentioning the forgotten lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail like “It’s just a flesh wound.” or “RUN AWAY!”

Also, not a single quote from Airplane!. “Oh stewardess, I speak jive.” or “I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.”

I agree with the lack of Lord of the Rings, Animal House, Jaws, and The Big Lebowski quotes. Overall, disappointing

Posted by: redwash1 - December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

badges? we don’t need no stink’in badges…

Posted by: harsh - December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

No Sin City quotes?

“I take away his weapon…both of them” Hartigan (Bruce Willis)

“Worth dying for, worth killing for, worth going to hell for” Marv (Mickey Rourke)

Posted by: JCPD - December 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Why so serious?

Posted by: Jack - December 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

When someone asks if you are a god…you say…YES!

Posted by: gman - December 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

bad list
Bruce Cambel
give me some sugar baby
shop smart shot S mart

Posted by: jimmycrackcorn - December 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

WTD, no BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER? more people have seen star trek movies than star wars and thats including the low life repeat geeks who watch it 30 extra times.

you put star wars on there, but not star trek, hmmmm

Posted by: Matt - December 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Seriously? Many of these are wrong (Forrest Gump and Casa Blanca to name a couple) and so very incomplete. Quotes from Hitch? HITCH? LAME

Posted by: Jeff - December 5th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Where are the one liners from Caddyshack??? Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, that movie was all one liners, and not a single one in this crappy list? I’m disappointed…

Posted by: Ted - December 5th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Ahh San Diego…it means whale’s vagina.

Posted by: Jeremy - December 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

My favorite? GWTW:

Scarlett (in full view of Melanie), “Ashley, I. . . I. . . ( ). . . Merry Christmas, Ashley”

Fill in the thought bubble here, “want to jump your Rebel bones!”

Posted by: tommyd - December 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Well, everyone omitted the grand daddy of them all…”Rosebud….” from Citizen Kane

Posted by: datora - December 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Lame.

Inaccurate.

Puerile.

Epic FAIL.

Posted by: Larsson - December 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Some great quotes and some quotes that do not deserve to be there. What about

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat” – Jaws
“Smile you son of a….” – Jaws

“Get away from her you BITCH!!” Aliens

“Bullshit Mr hand man! …Man you come straight out of comic book” – Williams “Enter The Dragon”

“What! I dare you to say what one more time!!” – Pulp Fiction

“Whos Z honey?”
“Z.. Z dead honey.. Z dead” – (from memory) Pulp Fiction

“This is my rifle…” you know the one Full Metal Jacket

“Holy shit you mean this thing is nuclear!” – Back to the Future 1

“Jumping Jiggawatts!” – Back to the Future

“A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!”
“Then we will fight in the shade.” – 300

“Tonight we dine in HELL!” – 300

AND HOW DID THIS NOT MAKE THE LIST

“This is blasphemy! This is madness!”
“Madness…? …This is SPARTA!” – 300

“Give them nothing! But take from them everything! ” -300

Posted by: analiesek - December 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Movie quotes that randomly come out of my mouth on a too often basis
Chick Flicks:
“I’ll have what she’s having” When Harry Met Sally
“These mashed potatoes are so creamy!” While You Were Sleeping
Movies that remind me of my screwed up Childhood:
“Are you down with G O D?” Saved!
“Second hand smoke kills….Yeah, well Im counting on it!” Saved!

Posted by: TiJean - December 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

The Big Lebowski:

“That rug really tied the room together.”

Repo Man:

“Too late. You already are.”

A Touch of Evil:

“A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state.”

Posted by: Death Eats A Cracker - December 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

This list is so horrible, others are inadvertantly succeeding because the author is hogging all the FAIL.

Posted by: freibooter - December 5th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

113. Sternenkriege – “I’m your father, Helmut” – Fritz Vader

Hans Solo … seriously …

Posted by: Top - December 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

Fuck these ass bites, I like your pics.

Posted by: Tony - December 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

SO many left out of this list:

“I coulda been a contenda, I coulda been somebody…” On The Waterfront,1954
“What are you rebelling against?” “Whaddaya got?” The Wild One, 1954
“I don’t know nothin’ bout birthin’ no babies!” – Gone With The Wind, 1939
“You, not so much.” – Borat, 2006
“This town needs an enema!” – Batman, 1989
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Love Story, 1970 (maybe the biggest lie ever told in a film)
“I once killed an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know.” – Duck Soup, 1933

Take it back and redo…

Posted by: Rich - December 5th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

“Where did I go right?”
Max from the Producers

“If you build it he will come”
Field of Dreams

“No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.”
Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Bob Sacamano - December 5th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

Vincent Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes…
Judge Chamberlain Haller: …Ah, the two what? Uh… uh, what was that word?
Vincent Gambini: Uh… what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vincent Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh… did you say ‘yutes’?
Vincent Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vincent Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor…two YOOUUUTTHHHSZ

Posted by: Johnny2Bad - December 5th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Wow. Half of the best dialog in the entire history of the cinema appeared in movies made since 1990.

This despite the fact that such recent gems as “I can’t lie” and “No one likes a kiss-ass” (both on the list) go face to face with the likes of “No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” and ” come up and see me sometime” (neither of which are on the list).

Or is it just because the authors of this piece have never seen that many good movies?

Posted by: Matt - December 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

You must hate movies.

How about some Caddyshack lines:

You do drugs Danny? -Ty Webb
Hey Smails, while we’re young – Al Cervik
What are you a diabetic? – Danny Noonan’s Father
Hey you, Angie, pick up that blood – Lou
So I got that going for me – Carl Spackler

In fact, I can think of 101 caddyshack lines that are better than these.

No Jaws
No Pulp Fiction
No Aliens
No Shaun of the Dead
No Big Lebowski
No Citizen Kane “Rosesbud!!!!!!!”

Posted by: Chet - December 5th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

WTF? Do you hate comedies?

Not one Monty Python Quote?
Spinal Tap?
Princess Bride?
Blazing Saddles?
Young Frankenstein?

Posted by: Ryan - December 5th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

“Leave the gun. Take the cannolis”

Best quote from _The_Godfather_.

Posted by: davey4x4 - December 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

i hear you chet. where’s the monty python quotes

Posted by: davey4x4 - December 5th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

luke I am your father

Posted by: nige - December 6th, 2008 at 1:37 am

Bronson said it first in an earlier comment: It’s impossible to condense the list into 101 quotes when there are, quite literally, hundreds of amazing movie quotes out there. I think the author is misguided, but he doesn’t deserve the abuse some of you motherfuckers are giving him. Still, it’s getting hits, right?

“Fuck you, asshole”, The Terminator (1984)

Posted by: peter lehmann - December 6th, 2008 at 5:14 am

“Rooster Cogburn” (the Duke, 1971??)speaking to a judge (kathren Hepburn) “well your honor, there’s just some people that need killin’”

“Jaws” (Roy Scheider 19??) Chief Brody: “we need a bigger boat!”

Posted by: biz - December 6th, 2008 at 5:25 am

What about “Tell me what to do. I can not make decision. I am a president” Mel Brooks in Spaceballs

Posted by: Andrew Milner - December 6th, 2008 at 6:08 am

Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)
Two mistakes in one entry. We called the monkey, Jack.

Posted by: Mike - December 6th, 2008 at 6:57 am

This is only close; “Missy, Ive never been the kind to hit women or children, but if you give me any trouble, I’ll bust a cap in ya.” Robert Duvall, guess the movie

Posted by: Jock - December 6th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

yeah, crappy list….and just because enough of you fucks haven’t posted it yet….

Forrest Gump 2004? WTF?

Hitch? Bruce Almighty?

Casablanca was misquoted…

Posted by: gugi - December 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

30. misquoted. It goes “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory.”

Posted by: Jamie - December 6th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

“Buildings burn, people die. But real love is forever” – The Crow

“I’m bursting with fruit flavor”- Reality Bites

“I’ll have what she’s having”- When Harry Met Sally

“INCONCEIVABLE!”- Princess Bride

Posted by: Jamie - December 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

of and one more “cats and dogs living together… MASS HYSTERIA!”- Ghostbusters

Posted by: joe - December 6th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

The Professional: “Get everyone!” “Everyone?” “EVVVVVVERRRRRRRY ONE!”

Posted by: Mark - December 6th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

So many of these are misquoted. Did they even really research this?

Posted by: ethan - December 6th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

To all those who spent so much time and effort to point out the mistakes…make your own list, “or just say thank you and go on your merry way”

I found it to be entertaining

Posted by: Chill - December 6th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

“iv’e got my own stuff to do” – Sid and Nancy
“it’s not a bong, it’s for my slong” – Van Wilder
“I want to take it thru the car wash baby” – Van Wilder
“I wouldn’t say I missed work” – Office Space
“I gave her my O face” – Office Space
“The Sheriff is near? – Blazing Saddles
“We’re on a mission from God” – Blues Brothers

Posted by: ethan - December 6th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

“You just saved me 3 million dollars. I owe you one.” Vic Deakins (John Travolta)_ Broken arrow
“Shoot yourself. We’ll call it square.” Terry Carmichael (Samantha Mathis”_ Broken Arrow

Posted by: Russ - December 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Midnight Cowboy – “Im walking here, Im walking here”

very weak list

Posted by: shawn - December 6th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

“Bunch of slack jawed faggots ’round here … this stuff will make you a god damn sexual ty-ra-no-saurus, like me”

Posted by: sammy - December 7th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Two men enter, one man leaves

Posted by: G - December 8th, 2008 at 6:43 am

Agree not too impressed with inclusion of Judge Dredd, Hitch, and Daredevil. Surely “You eat shit for breakfast?” Shoudl be in?

Posted by: C - December 8th, 2008 at 8:26 am

I went straight to the Casablanca quotes to see if this list included “Play it again Sam.” That quote doesnt even exist! How stupid can you be to write up a list of 100 best movie quotes, and get something like that wrong?

I stopped reading right there. The author must be a moron.

Posted by: Mr Bygg - December 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am

“You need a bigger boat.” – Jaws

Posted by: Calcruzer - December 8th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

How about some from older films:

Duck Soup (1933–not to be confused with the other Duck Soup movie of 1927):
–Remember men, we’re fighting for this woman’s honor,….which is probably more than she ever did.
—Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

To Have or Have Not (1944):
You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you , Steve?
You just put your lips together and … blow.
–Marie “Slim” Browning (Lauren Bacall)

Life is Beautiful (1997) (Vita e bella, La–The jewish boy is talking to his father as they walk in Italy in 1939:
Giosué Orefice: “No Jews or Dogs Allowed.” Why do all the shops say, “No Jews Allowed”?
Guido: Oh, that. “Not Allowed” signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, “No Kangaroos Allowed,” and I said to my friend, “Well, what can I do? They don’t allow kangaroos.”
Giosué Orefice: Why doesn’t our shop have a “Not Allowed” sign?
Guido: Well, tomorrow, we’ll put one up. We won’t let in anything we don’t like. What don’t you like?
Giosué Orefice: Spiders.
Guido: Good. I don’t like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we’ll get sign: “No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed.”
–Guido (Roberto Benigni–note: he won the Academy Award for best actor for this role)
–Giosue (Giorgio Cantarini, played the son)

And a few corrections:
“Badges, we don’t need no sticking badges” came from “Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948) which was based upon the novel written by B. Traven in 1927. The line was repeated in Blazing Saddles because it is so famous.

And the most famous “Wayne’s World” line is not what was given above “Schwing”, but rather the line “We’re Not Worthy..”–which I believe may not have been uttered until the second Wayne’s World movie.

Posted by: ABH - December 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

What a poorly researched article. I’m ashamed of myself for wasting the time to comment on it.

Posted by: fearsarewishes - December 8th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.

Batty: Blade Runner

Posted by: mike - December 8th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

I was unaware that Forest Gump was made in 2004, Im pretty sure it was made in 1994. Oh thats right, it was made in ’94… You should prolly get your facts/dates right before you tell people what they should and shouldnt know about movies

p.s. Honey I shrunk the kids? Maybe?

Posted by: Ulrichson - December 8th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

This list should have been called, “101 Questionable One-Liners from Someone Who Hasn’t Watched Many Movies”

Posted by: rajab - December 9th, 2008 at 3:55 am

How come “Welcome to the real world” is missed?!

Posted by: -*- - December 9th, 2008 at 7:17 am

Uhm, didn’t you title this “one-liners”? As in, ONE LINE? Not 3 or 4… And one-liners are jokes or taglines.

I am happy for the Blues Brothers love, a more appropriate quote from that movie would be something like “We’re on a mission from God” or “I know all about exploitation; I’ve been exploited all my life” (not a on-liner , either, but a good quote).

I agree with the gripes about Top Gun, Hitch, and the like. What about movies like the Marx Brothers’ Monkey Business (“That’s what happens when love flies out your door and money innuendo”)?

Posted by: Fek'Lar - December 9th, 2008 at 10:09 am

RUBISH! “Play it again, Sam” was NEVER said.

Posted by: ak - December 9th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

A one-liner is a short joke or witticism. It’s not just a single-sentence quote. So, “You talkin’ to me” is a great line, but it’s not a one-liner.

Posted by: Kif - December 10th, 2008 at 6:57 am

That was a pretty poor list, lets assume that your list is meant to be highly quoted lines rather than ‘one liners’ as Ak has pointed out the floor in the title. It’s still a pretty poor list, I watch a lotta films and quote a lot too and you’ve included some unquotable unimportant lines from movies that have no place in movie cult history and excluded some of the most highly used quotients ever. Also, let’s not point out the misquotes which to anyone who knows movies are obvious. So umm, I’ll leave you with a line from possible the most quoted movie ever as it’s fitting. “That’s it man, game over man, game over.”

Posted by: and - December 10th, 2008 at 6:59 am

ain’t my fucking fault man, the fucking gun fucking fucked up

Posted by: Jack - December 10th, 2008 at 9:23 am

I stopped reading after he got two of them wrong. Bogey never said, “Play it again, Sam” in “Casablanca”; the closest he comes is “you played it for her you can play it for me. Play it!”. And the quote from “All About Eve” is “it’s going to be a bumpy NIGHT,” not ride.

Posted by: Ricky - December 10th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Congratulations, I made it to #9 before facepalming. As I’m sure many others have pointed out, Bogart never said ‘play it again, sam’. He just didn’t. Edit your post.

Posted by: Fail Boosh - December 10th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

This list blows ass and is wildly inaccurate. You should be fucking ashamed, unless you were trying to look like a clueless fucktard. If so, you aced it.

Posted by: nickj - December 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am

“NO-bodys juggs are bigger than Annettes!”….Kinichi in Grease

Posted by: Nunya Business - December 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

I think that the one from “Silence of the Lambs” was actually from “Hannibal”. I don’t think that this was said in “Silance of the Lambs”. There are some dumb ones on here. Nothing from “Kill Bill” or “Pulp Fiction”…

Posted by: Tammie - December 12th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

“Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?” -Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

Posted by: goodatlife - December 14th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

for whoever mentioned it, the line “You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charley.” is from On the Waterfront (1954), and its said by Marlon Brando (Terry Malloy)

also forgotten:
“Earn….this…” Tom Hanks (Capt. John Miller) Saving Private Ryan
another one from him… “We’re not here to do the decent thing! We’re here to follow fucking orders!”
also the “Napalm in the morning…” one from Apocalpyse now, and numerous ones from Tarantino movies, The Big Lebowski, and who can forget some of the Joker’s ones from the Dark Knight?

Posted by: Anna - December 14th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

What about the one from Hannibal (I think, could have been from silence of the lambs) “Hello Clarice” by Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Posted by: AdamF - December 14th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

I cannot believe that Patrick Swayze’s “Ditto” got in there and not Rutger Hauer’s “Chew, if only you could see what I have seen through your eyes.” (Blade Runner). Surely more worthy!

Posted by: kc - December 15th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

no RAISING ARIZONA?????
no TRUE ROMANCE????

Posted by: Dan - December 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

“Why the fuck woulda wanna buy a caravan with no wheels?”

Posted by: Racheal - December 15th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Umm, yeah, I was about to say there’s NO WAY Forrest Gump came out the same year as 50 first dates. And what about the FIRST Immortal line in movie history- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”. Yeah, you can guess where that came from. That line cost the movie a $5000 fine, which was like a million dollars today.

Posted by: mls - December 16th, 2008 at 11:47 am

Worst list in history. “Stick around” Predator. Again your list blows.

Posted by: Sen. Gov. E. Buzz Miller, PhD - December 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Not a single line from Caddyshack, but some really marginal crap from Clue???

Awful. That’s the fact, Jack.

Posted by: R - December 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

To the Author: Good quotes. Don’t listen to these whiney sniffling little bitches crying that their favourite movie isn’t on the list. They can make their own list. Nice work.

To the rest of you…Shut up fags. Maybe if you spent more time meeting real chicks instead of jerking off to movies in your room, you wouldn’t cry so much.

Happy Hollidays. Be safe.

Posted by: Kurt Ruden - December 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am

whos reading this you have to be 75 years old to have heard of the first 20…… STUPID

Posted by: BTG - January 6th, 2009 at 1:46 am

The errors at nos. 9 and 19 made me realize that your sources are shit. Try actually watching the movies and not just relying on SHIT sources to get them right.

YOU SUCK

Posted by: Kevin - January 6th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

You forgot about

PINK FLAMINGO’S

“I guess there’s just two kinds of people Ms. Sandstone, my kind of people and Assholes” -Connie Marble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE9-eh1bWOc

Posted by: Yeni Setiawan - January 6th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

You missed Star Trek here.

Posted by: baby gurl - January 6th, 2009 at 7:31 pm

what the hell is this??
so bad.
Four top gun quotes, really? REALLY?
yeah, this desperately needs to be redone.

Posted by: Shevonne - January 6th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

Empire Strikes Back – “I am your father!”

May the force be with you is from Hans Solo? Come on!

Dumb and Dumber – “Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ”

Tombstone – “I’m your huckleberry”

And there are tons of quotes that people have already listed, like “Rosebud,” that should have been listed.

Posted by: eric - January 6th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

no goodfella’s????

Posted by: Hal - January 7th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

“It’s the stuff dreams are made of.” –Maltese Falcon, Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart)

Posted by: Curt - January 7th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

How about Blazzin Saddles: Clevon Littles character Sherriff Bart “Hey, where are da white women at?”

Posted by: bobbabooweee - January 7th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

no Fifth Element? REALLY??!!

for example:
Big Bada-BOOM
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
Zorg: This case is empty.
Priest Vito Cornelius: What do you mean, empty?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Anyone care to explain?
Korben’s Mother: You miserable bastard! I never should’ve pushed you out.

Posted by: ab - January 7th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Laura Dern: How come Patsy Kline doesn’t write songs like that any more?
Sean Penn: Patsy Kline’s dead.
LD: Ain’t that a shame?
SP: I have had time to get used to it..

Posted by: Spooge - January 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

These are not the droids you’re looking for.

Posted by: Toad - January 7th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Is it safe? (Marathon Man)

Posted by: wda4ever - January 7th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

“Good.Bad. I’m the one with the gun.” Ash(the Bruce) Army of Darkness

Posted by: Stuss - January 7th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

There is no spoon. (Neo)

Posted by: mrmajestyk - January 9th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

From Joe Dirt

“Life is What You Make IT”

“You wanna to see two homos naked?”

“No, dammit, Life is what you make it, everybody knows that”

Raising Arizona

“Everybody Freeze, Everybody down on the floor.”

“Well which is it young fella?”

“I wanna Baby Hi”

Posted by: KK - January 10th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

What about Slingblade Karl: Not funny “ha ha,” funny queer.

You orta not talk that way. You just a boy

I like them French fried potaters. mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Brian Gabrielsen - January 10th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Posted by: Taylor - January 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

White Heat, 1949, James Cagney: “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”

Goodfella’s, 1990, Joe Pesci: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f***** up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?”

My Cousin Vinny, 1992, Marisa Tomei: “But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is taps her foot] ticking like this and the way this case is going, I ain’t never getting married.

Taylor

Posted by: Right9 - February 19th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Oh, I'm not here with these fella's, I got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavillion, and I am gonna win that blue ribbon. Lenny (That thing you do

Posted by: Pathway101 - February 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

"They mostly come out at night… mostly." The little girl in Aliens

"Game over man! Game over!" (Bill Paxton- Aliens)

Posted by: BeatlesFan3000 - February 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

"How did you find America?" – "Turn left at Greenland." – John Lennon, A Hard Days Night

Posted by: Peter Benchley - February 20th, 2009 at 8:01 am

What about My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die. Do you not like watching comedies or stupid comedies. Old School, Anchor Man, Caddy Shack????? Seinfeld?

Posted by: mr. Winkles - February 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and i'm all out of bubble gum," Roddy Piper, They Live, dont know the year

Posted by: Brad - March 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Blues Brothers: " It's 106 miles to Chicago, We have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, Hit It!"

Posted by: atall1 - March 9th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

What about Dr. Strangelove?

“You can’t fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!”

Posted by: Luke - March 12th, 2009 at 6:20 am

shittest list ever. i could come up with 101 movie one-liners straight off of the top of my head, and they would still be 100x better than the ones you picked.
1. learn your shit before opening your mouth about things you dont know anything about
2. get your names and stuff right
3. if you wanna make a good one-liner list, dont just spend an hour a month watching some shit on pay-per-view and using every second line in the movie to make your list.

"I think your title is shortened for "101 of the Best Movie One Liners Ever by Someone Who Can't Quote One Liners Correctly, Check Movie Release Dates, Match a Quote to the Actual Movie it Was Used In And Really Doesn't Know Shit About Movies." "

now that guy knows his shit, cause your list does suck
too bad you dont know your shit, cause you suck

Posted by: sUSAN - March 13th, 2009 at 3:56 am

FORREST GUMP IS NOT FROM 2004 ITS FROM 1994!!!!!

Posted by: Tircky - March 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

How about a nice game of chess

Posted by: Alex - March 13th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Don't forget "We are going to need a bigger boat" – JAWS

Posted by: MCO - March 14th, 2009 at 1:01 am

In my opinion, you forgot three big ones
1. "Mawage", the preacher, princess bride
2. ("I love you") "I know", hans solo, harrison ford, star wars episode 5(?)
best thing about this line is that it wasnt scripted. Harrison was supposed to say "i love you too" but he declared that it wasnt something hans would say, and changed it.

Posted by: Ultraviolence - March 25th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

You have a point!

Posted by: Sergio - April 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am

Good morning. My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I am from Scotland and also now teach English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Travel auction bid on great travel packages and tickets on our on line.”

With love , Sergio.

Posted by: C.Salas - April 29th, 2009 at 1:22 am

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck __[referring to Silent Bob] ..None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Posted by: Greytness - April 29th, 2009 at 8:15 am

Number 9 is a misquote. In Casablanca, Bogart says: "Play it, Sam." Woddy Allen's movie is called "Pay it again Sam"

Posted by: Greytness - April 29th, 2009 at 8:17 am

How embarrasing. I misspelt Woody's name while correcting the website.

Posted by: Tony Lliteras - May 5th, 2009 at 1:26 am

This is a pretty weak list. There are a few good ones. If you want some great one-liners I recommend the movies below:

Tombstone -Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer.
13th Warrior -Sarcastic Badass Norsemen.
High Fidelity – Jack Black at his best.

Posted by: john m - May 9th, 2009 at 5:43 am

sorry, i guess this list only accounts for movies viewed by at least 100 mill in theaters. get over yourselves. indies are not the "end all" of the only great movies.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson - May 25th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

What about about fucking "PULP FICTION" bitch you all know the line – What… do you know about M… by Samuel L. Jackson with John in the scene…. heller?

Posted by: dudemister - May 31st, 2009 at 1:59 am

'Luke, I am your Father" best ever

Posted by: jay - June 4th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

where's schwarzeneggers commando -Let off some steam Bennett?

Posted by: jeremy - June 9th, 2009 at 7:03 am

"I'm your huckelberry"
"why your no daisy, your no daisy at all"
"say when.."
Tombstone….
i could go on for quite a while but you get my point… THIS was one of the best movies… and what about Caddy Shack?

Posted by: Pascale - June 11th, 2009 at 11:58 am

monty python: "just a flesh wound"

the list sucks..really!

like that movie 'ghost'. You dont get the context if there's only written: ditto..its her saying: i love you, and him answering: ditto..

fucking kangaroo…
the END!

Posted by: VI_123 - June 11th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

How bout JAWS?

Chief Broody (Roy Scheider): "You're going to need a bigger boat". AND " Smile you son of a B**ch".

Posted by: kilnmesmalls - June 15th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

What is this list? It's crap lol The Sandlot!! "you're kiln me smalls"

Posted by: Roger - June 18th, 2009 at 9:18 am

what about face off: "Its like looking in a mirror, only not!"

Posted by: Sean - June 20th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

Where is "I'll be back" from Terminator?

Posted by: kristall - June 21st, 2009 at 10:11 am

Somehow the 2004 date for forrest gump sounds REALLY incorrect

Posted by: T.C. - June 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 am

So at least there was a Clue quote in there, and a better one than some other list's I've seen, but how about… (Col. Mustard) "This is WAR, peacock, You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, any cook will tell you that" , (Mrs. Peacock) But look what happened to the cook!, or "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife" (Mr. Green)

Posted by: T.C. - June 23rd, 2009 at 5:16 am

I was going to add more, but then I realized, you could make a 101 movie quotes list using only Clue… one of the most quotable movies ever

Posted by: ross gamage - June 28th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

nobody puts baby in the corner dirty dancing

Posted by: Johnny$ - June 28th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

If my memory hasn't left me yet it goes something like, "you played it for her, you can play it for me.

Posted by: Teddy - June 29th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Where's the Pulp Fiction quotes???? That movie had some of the most memorable lines ever!

Posted by: Nick - July 5th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

They were alright, but how can you forget "Your gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws? Thats one of the most memorable lines, in my opinion.

Posted by: QTBlowsGoats - July 7th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Fuck Pulp Fiction and the hack who directed it.

Posted by: Jude - July 17th, 2009 at 11:49 am

Gone With the Wind: "I don't know nohin' bout birthin no babies!"
Butterfly McQueen

Posted by: Kashif Alvi - July 20th, 2009 at 6:53 am

OMG! No quotes from Pulp Fiction! How about when Jules says "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Posted by: livv - July 20th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

"it's not a party till something gets broken"

Posted by: epyk - July 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

' you son of a thousand fathers and they're all bastards like you ' good the bad and the ugly

Posted by: Damien - July 28th, 2009 at 12:08 am

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

Best line in that movie.

Posted by: Ricky Rockstar - July 29th, 2009 at 12:36 am

Batman The Dark Night – "It's Simple Kill The Batman" and "We Are Tonites Entertainment"

Posted by: MattyG - July 29th, 2009 at 6:22 am

Done better in Dead Man

Posted by: cody - July 30th, 2009 at 3:27 am

so many great quites from tombstone didn't make it, spy games had a few.

but seriously hitch?

Posted by: MATTHEW - July 30th, 2009 at 7:44 am

HAHA!! THats the chinese dude in the hangover right?….FOK ME?? FOK YOU!

Posted by: TskTsk - August 2nd, 2009 at 5:48 pm

No WC Fields? No Mae West? Never heard of: "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Ah well, at least he didn't put any Paris Hilton quotes in…

Posted by: SCOT - August 18th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

"fuzzy wuzzy wuz a wuman are you serious" hear no evil speak no evil
also "mam i don't know what your looking for but its a little to the right"

Posted by: Tom - August 21st, 2009 at 6:44 pm

make my day jew! Borat.

Posted by: vij - August 30th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

how come no qoute from THE GOOD BAD AND UGLY…..

U gotta SHOT,SHOT dont talk…..

Posted by: s!d - September 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

……………………………………………………………………………………wat………………………????…………it was fukin' sexy dammit………..!!!!

Posted by: sid - September 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

wot about…….."this is wat that makes u that man…."
bruce willis……..die hard4.0

Posted by: Camperben - September 8th, 2009 at 5:09 am

It has a few lines that are inncorrect and a few odd choices, but give the guy a break. Thats the point of reading these lists…..to find out what quirky shit other people remember. A perfect all inclusive list of every great line isn't the point of the exersise is it?

Posted by: Wes - September 27th, 2009 at 3:50 am

Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" – Chief Brody (Roy Scheider)

Posted by: heshim - October 12th, 2009 at 9:51 am

“put the bunny back in the box”- Nick Cage in Conair

Posted by: nasaengineer - October 14th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Um, Forrest Gump was made in 1994, not 2004….

Posted by: Not Retarded - October 25th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Terrible list. Did you only have 2 mins to come up with it?

Posted by: mikey - October 31st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Maye West:: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: liam - November 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm

you missed out Predator !! the lines "i aint got time to bleed"
also "billy. you aint afraid of no man" and "if it bleeds we can kill it"……and many more

Posted by: Praveen - November 16th, 2009 at 4:45 am

Wat abt Pulp Fiction quotes???????????????

Posted by: Brian - November 22nd, 2009 at 12:56 am

He was the main villian in the first Rush Hour movie. I think a better quote would be "Do You Understand The Words Coming Out Of My Mouth?" That was a better quote.

Posted by: Eszlee - November 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am

ya missed,
1. "Hello?! Hello?! Anybody HOME?!!! – THINK McFly! THINK!"
(Biff-Back to the Future)

2."So make like a Tree! and get outa here!"
(Biff-Back to the Future)

Posted by: Jonny - November 24th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

"Thats a bummer man.."

Posted by: shah - November 26th, 2009 at 6:12 am

not a single line impresd me bt Johny deep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: adriene - November 29th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

What about "I pity them" by Wednesday Addams?!

Posted by: ghost - December 10th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

You're making me angry,you're not gonna like me whem I'm angry

(Bruce Banner,The Incredible Hulk)

Posted by: Don Coroleone - December 12th, 2009 at 3:17 am

Who said; Fuck em, he was trash

Posted by: Hannah - December 17th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Back To The Future, 'Roads? Where were going, we don't need…. roads!' Doctor Emmit Brown

Posted by: Hannah - December 17th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

The Goonies
'First you gotta do the truffle shuffle! DO IT!'
'Imma hit you so hard, when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!'
'Ruth? Baby Ruth?'
'Hey you guys!'

Gladiator
'Whatever comes out of these gates, we've got a better chance of survival if we work together. Do you understand? If we stay together we survive.'
'What we do in life echoes in eternity.'
'I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.'
'Have I not entertained you?'

Posted by: Hannah - December 17th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Me, Myself and Irene
'Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?'
'Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?'
'Woa, woa, woa, wooa! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself.'
x

Posted by: dez_455 - December 18th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

lol love jay and silent bob

Posted by: kirk - December 24th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

You see in this world, theres two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. The good the bad and the ugly

Posted by: Djud3n - December 27th, 2009 at 12:44 am

RUSH HOUR- Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?! wtf is up with the other quote?

Posted by: doyouhatemovies? - January 1st, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Rush hour? forrest gump 2004? bruce almighty? this list is not the least bit accurate!

Posted by: Phoenix Homes - January 2nd, 2010 at 1:34 pm

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Posted by: Tyris Flare - January 8th, 2010 at 11:14 am

I'm sure this has been posted before, so why hasn't it been changed yet? Forest Gump was released in 1994, not 2004.

Posted by: Darko - January 9th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

To save a life in defeat is to recive victory and honor!!! In the movie Best of the Best from 1989

Posted by: bob marley - January 13th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

For the assholes talkin shit…You make a list..fuckers, theres some good info in there.

Posted by: bobo - January 20th, 2010 at 11:04 pm

hans solo… yeah you are a true movie fan. That moment was when I've lost every respect on you.

Posted by: Jess - January 29th, 2010 at 10:04 am

you guys who feel the need of posting negative comments need to get a life, i think well done, who cares if a few are not spot on..cool of you to take the time to do it! thanks

Posted by: a cheesecake - January 30th, 2010 at 5:58 pm

“hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father, prepare to die”, “i am your father” and “run forrest run!” should all be up there!

Posted by: thunderdtt - January 31st, 2010 at 2:59 am

This list blows!
Here is a real quote! If you don't know what it's from..you blow too.

“Look at that! Look at this! There’s nothing!, Look how many blueberries your muffin has and how many mine has, yours is falling apart , I have nothing!, It’s like everything else in this place, you don’t do it yourself it never get’s done. From now on I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. An equal amount in each muffin! I don’t care how fucking long it takes!”

Posted by: GWtW - February 1st, 2010 at 12:34 pm

How about Tomorrow is another day – from a movie gone with the wind

Posted by: Xin - February 1st, 2010 at 7:10 pm

I, too, stopped reading after “Play it again, Sam.” You don’t have to be a film student to know that’s a misquote, although I am a film student.

Posted by: kenny - February 13th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

"suck on these little chinese nuts" the hangover

Posted by: kenny - February 15th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

i pity da foo

Posted by: tina - February 20th, 2010 at 10:23 am

okkk..what freakin movie is this from….."assumptiom is the mother of all fuckups"??
"

Posted by: skillett - February 22nd, 2010 at 10:10 pm

mmmmmm………Juicy Fruit. One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

Posted by: Ghost - February 23rd, 2010 at 6:18 am

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!" Marshal Rooster Cogburn – True Grit (1969)

Your list has been found wanting…

Posted by: menphis - February 24th, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Luke, I am your father

Posted by: Mary - February 26th, 2010 at 2:32 am

I think all the people that posted stupid comments like, Forrest Gump was made in 1994 not 2004,should go get a life, like seriously, who knows that stuff. NERDS!!!

Posted by: Camille - February 26th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

You talkin’ to me?
Taxi driver, Travis Bickle. ROBERT DE NIRO <3

Posted by: guts - March 4th, 2010 at 7:14 am

where is step brothers??

Posted by: Cunningtessa - March 4th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Omg…. I love the Elmer J "Fudd" comment, but that is from a cartoon, not a movie. But still good stuff.

Posted by: unknown - March 5th, 2010 at 3:08 pm

those movie quotes suck, there was better movies than that. How about new movies like 40 year old virgin.

Posted by: durghetto - March 13th, 2010 at 2:09 am

"No I don't know what scruples is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!" Paper Moon

Posted by: titts - March 13th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Wanted – "This is just a mother fucking decoy" and "What the fuck have you done lately?"

Posted by: titts - March 13th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean – "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" Captain Jack Sparrow

Posted by: Shawn - March 18th, 2010 at 3:49 am

But Red said it to at the end of the movie

Posted by: MO$$$$$$$$$$ - March 21st, 2010 at 6:33 pm

UR A BICTH STOP HATTIN UR LIFE CONSIST OF BICTH BOUT DUMB SHIT
HERE IS 1 I DEADICATE 2 U
"Get away from her you bitch!" – Aliens

Posted by: MO$$$ - March 21st, 2010 at 6:38 pm

IF YOU DONT LIKE BIG RED THAN FUCK U……

Posted by: MO$$$$$ - March 21st, 2010 at 6:38 pm

THE PRICE IS WRONG BOB……

Posted by: mike - March 27th, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Yes they were.
"You played it for her, play it for me. Play it again sam"

Posted by: R&D - March 30th, 2010 at 2:46 am

uh. Forest Gump was made in 1994 not 2004

Posted by: BongoManilla - April 1st, 2010 at 11:33 pm

Poor list, taken from authors favourite films it seems. So many deserving quotes are missing.

Where is Jack Nicholson's 'Here's Johnny' from the The Shining for starters.
'We need a bigger boat' from Jaws.

Posted by: harry balsonia - April 2nd, 2010 at 2:58 am

EEEEHHHH WRONG, but thank for playing!

It should read:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Posted by: BongoManilla - April 1st, 2010 at 11:32 pm

Lock Stock i believe

Posted by: DAC - April 4th, 2010 at 6:26 pm

82 is lame, who EVER says that?

"Its good to be the king" History of the world part I

Posted by: Anonymous - April 24th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

OH!, your naaame is fook mi…

Posted by: Steve - April 28th, 2010 at 7:07 pm

I can't sleep because I got to sleep with one eye open, and I only got one eye….Bill, the Butcher. Gangs of New York

Posted by: jarett - May 3rd, 2010 at 5:05 pm

reach in the bag and get my wallet… Its the one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it.

Posted by: Jarett - May 3rd, 2010 at 5:00 pm

" It rubs the loation on its skin, It rubs the loation on its skin, it does whats its told or it gets the hose again" Silence of the lambs

Posted by: jarett - May 3rd, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Boy, Im gonna make you squeal like a pig

Posted by: Rachel - May 10th, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Forrest Gump came out in 1994, not 2004.

Posted by: Cigsn40s - May 11th, 2010 at 4:09 pm

this list blows. the Hangover? wheres that? that whole movie is quote on quote action! and "Im blackinese" from rush hour was Chris tucker, not Ken Leung.

Posted by: Tony - May 12th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Wow. This list is absurd. Hitch? Daredevil?! Are you effing kidding me?! You put a quote from Daredevil on your list of 101 movie quotes?! That and as everyone else has pointed out, your quotes are wrong, you've got some quotes coming from the wrong movies (hasta la vista is from T2 you dimwit)….ugh. Worst. List. Ever.

Posted by: Bedavyasa - May 14th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

The compiler seems like a 80 year old Gaylord wuss…. that would explain why he missed out on some of the greatest movie one liners of the new millennium. What about…

My thory on feds is that they’re like mushrooms. Feed ‘em shit an keep ‘em in the dark – Sergeant Dignam (Mark wahlberg) in the departed

You could either be a cop or a criminal…. when you’re facing a loaded gun.. Whats the difference? Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson)

A red sun rises blood has been spilled this night- Legolas (Orlando Bloom) in Lord of the Rings

But no this guy quotes Mission impossible and ace ventura god knows what other bullshit…. dude how could you leave out….. “And you will know that my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee”

Posted by: kristen - May 15th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

Yeah I saw that and I thought what the hell? How it that possible?

Posted by: StarWars - May 30th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

You got every star wars quote wrong and need to add:

“Nazis. I hate these guys.”-Indiana Jones and much of the other stuff Indy says

Posted by: SINDRONE - June 2nd, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Borimir, Lord of the Rings.
“One does not simply walk into Mordor”.

Posted by: Jason - June 4th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

not true, his mother says it on her death bed

Posted by: tonyc21 - June 15th, 2010 at 6:40 am

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.- The Godfather

Posted by: john - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm

"RUN FOREST RUN" – Forest Gump

Posted by: Mike T. - June 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 pm

No, Bogart says "Play it, Sam" NOT "Play it again, Sam." This common mistake comes because of the title of the Woody Allen play and movie.

Posted by: leila - June 27th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

And so is your spelling…

Posted by: ijAcK - July 21st, 2010 at 7:11 pm

"Let me kill that peacock" Troy

Posted by: wilson - July 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 am

Star Wars: Luke, I am your father

Posted by: Jen - July 22nd, 2010 at 10:16 pm

c'mon! what ever happened to "Luke, I am your father." from Star Wars IV: A New Hope

Posted by: SeeMeePee - July 27th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!" Neville Flynn [Samuel L. Jackson] Snakes on a Plane (2006) uncensored!
And I agree This List be lacking in Greatness! correct punctuation. spelling and linkage!

*even a braindead monkey would have known that shit!*

Posted by: GetMeOuttaHere! - July 27th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!" Neville Flynn [Samuel L. Jackson] Snakes on a Plane (2006) uncensored!
And I agree This List be lacking in Greatness! correct punctuation. spelling and linkage!

*even a braindead monkey would have known that shit

Posted by: Moosterdom - August 1st, 2010 at 8:23 pm

"Paddle faster, I hear banjos." – Deliverance

Posted by: poopnoodles - August 3rd, 2010 at 8:09 pm

What about "Luke, I am your father!"

Posted by: d man - August 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Good Will Hunting :

Billy – "You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car"

Morgan: "If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!"

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Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Posted by: walk in bath tub - August 5th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

This is my favourite : Every Day’s a Holiday, (1937), “You bought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.”, Larmadou Graves (Charles Butter worth). Walking in the rain is the perfect feeling

Posted by: erika - August 12th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

How about, "What if this is as good as it gets?" That movie has a LOT of good quotes!

Posted by: Shayna - August 13th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

C'mon! mean girls, Janice"your moms chest hair" or Regina george "gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen!"

Posted by: TONKA - August 16th, 2010 at 8:23 am

wtf? what about the clasics bud spencer terance hill whatch out where mad,they call me trinity,or what about jerry lewis and dean martin heaps and heaps of real classics most of the shit you have listed are not even old let alone classic GET A GRIP AND ERASE THIS LIST BEFORE ANYONE ELS SEE's IT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!

Posted by: Big Dave - August 25th, 2010 at 10:29 am

"Excuse me while I whip this out." Blazing Saddles