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There’s been an unusually and, historic, amount of snow piling up in front of the AMOG offices this winter. Fortunately, we haven’t had to buy any shovels or salt, because we found the best, um, equipment to melt the snow.

Jordan hails from the land of many exotic beauties…Europe.

She was born on January 30, 1986 and grew up in Germany. Within the last couple of years she has relocated to, where else, but sunny California.

Her claim to fame has been by being an unforgettable lingerie model. And why wouldn’t she? Born with unfathomable genetics, Jordan’s measurements are 38/23/35. Not to mention she has those unbelievable 34 DDD breasts.

But is she more than a mere Internet lingerie model?

Absolutely. I would say she’s also a savvy businesswoman.

Since the launch of her official site on February 1 of this year, you can book Jordan for events, promotions, photo shoots or videos if you have the extra dough. We tried to get her for an exclusive photo shoot for us, but she politely turned us down, something about a shoot in a basement didn’t sit well with her.

Besides booking Jordan for photos, etc., her site is charging 20 bucks a month for the good stuff offered exclusively to members. She’s got to be loaded, and I’m not talking about her chest this time.

Mr. and Mrs. Carver, thank you for getting it on. Your daughter has certainly helped warm up these dreary winter days.

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